Hey Grandpa, can I try that?
College_kid
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A grandfather and his grandson were sitting on the porch enjoying the sunset. The grandfather takes a beer out of a cooler and cracks it open and starts to drink it.
The grandson goes, "Hey grandpa, can I have some of that?"
The Grandfather replies, "Can you touch your as*hole with your d*ck?"
The grandson says, "What?!? No, no I can't grandpa!"
"Then you can't have any." He replies.
So the grandson pouts in his chair and the grandfather finishes his beer. Then the grandfather takes out a big cigar, lights it up, and starts to puff away at it.
"Hey grandpa, can I have a puff of that?" says the grandson.
"Well can you touch your as*hole with your d*ck?" the grandfather says.
The grandson replies, "NO grandpa, I already told you that!"
"Well then you can't have any."
So the grandson gets up and storms into the house, slamming the screen door. A few minutes later he comes back outside and sits down with a plate full of chocolate chip cookies. The grandfather eyes them and says,
"Hey grandson, can I have one of those cookies?"
The grandson chews a cookie, thinking. He finally says, "Can you touch your as*hole with your d*ck?"
The grandfather swells his chest out and says, "Hell yeah I can!"
And the grandson replies, "Good, then go f*ck yourself, grandma made these for me!"
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That is funny.
Bump. Too funny 😂