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Re: Resurrecting the Joke Thread
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Re: Resurrecting the Joke Thread
Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic. In other news... we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs. Now, KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket". It consists of… -
Re: Resurrecting the Joke Thread
jlmarta:Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic. In other news... we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs. Now, KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket". It… -
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0patience:Impossibilities in the world. 1. You can't count your hair. 2. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in fool. 10 things I know about you........ 1. You are reading this. 2. You are human. 3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.… -
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Impossibilities in the world. 1. You can't count your hair. 2. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in fool. 10 things I know about you........ 1. You are reading this. 2. You are human. 3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4. You… -
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Re: Resurrecting the Joke Thread
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon 6 cans of Spam As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items… -
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A man walked into a bar and saw a sign that said: Hamburgers-$1 Cheeseburgers-$2, Handjobs-$10. Puzzled, he looked around and saw a cute blonde behind the bar. He approached the young lady and said "Excuse me miss, but are you the one that gives the handjobs?" She looked around and with a coy look, she said "Why, yes I… -
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An Amish family goes to the mall for the first time. The father and son discover the elevator and are watching in amazement. An older heavyset woman pushes the button and the 2 silver doors open. She steps inside and the doors close. The lights on top of the doors flash. Two minutes later the doors open and a beautiful…
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