I don't mind some noise from the garage door opener, it lets me know when my wife gets home
We need to see the Merry meme that goes with this caption.
I saw it in the meme thread before I read this. I thought to myself, "Have I had a stroke? This is so weird."
Now I get the joke but it's on him for making a terrible attempt.
I confess, not my best work. I was going to have her say "I bet he's watching porn while I am out.", but that was to over-the-top (for me).
I appreciate the effort and follow-through, even if it doesn't meet our low degenerate standards.