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jd50ae

Strange. I know of more than one pregnancy that happened because of a motorcycle ride.

Lmao, Peter

deadman said:

That's why cops are serial marriers!

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Bob_Luken

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https://forum.cigar.com/discussion/645648/ccom-meme-thread/p3

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Bob_Luken said:

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Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webm

0patience

Thanatos0320 said:

Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webm

I saw that some time ago and no matter how many times I see it, I still end up laughing my ass off.

Thanatos0320

0patience said:

Thanatos0320 said:

Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webm

I saw that some time ago and no matter how many times I see it, I still end up laughing my ass off.

I probably laughed for a good 5 minutes and had tears from out of my eyes. The way he tried to walk it off and then end up collapsing with his legs going weak just killed me...

0patience

Well, not really a meme.

deadman

jlmarta

Thanatos0320 said:

Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webm

Sorry. The link doesn’t work for sour owl-poop. But thanks for trying.

0patience

Marty, here is the video of that link.

https://youtu.be/8kjY9sKdHlY

jlmarta

Oh, OUCH! Who would do such a mean thing to a poor, itchy bear? That’s just downright evil. Good throw, though.....

Thanks for the help, Tony @0patience.......

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jlmarta said:

Oh, OUCH! Who would do such a mean thing to a poor, itchy bear? That’s just downright evil. Good throw, though.....

Thanks for the help, Tony @0patience.......

Nobody threw anything Tony.

Looks like the feller who owns the water tank left a coil of water hose on the fence post. Papa bear wanted the hose... who knows why... maybe it smelled like beer. Pulled and yanked; couldn't get it off, turned round & braced his back on the post to pull harder. When the hose finally gave way, it whiplashed him in his bear necessities.

silvermouse

"his bear necessities" -- lol, clever turn of phrase.

Bob_Luken

This bear reminds me of a lesson I've learned, forgotten, and learned again on occasion. Gotta go slow on that first belt loop. Have you ever pulled your belt through the first belt loop too fast and brought the metal belt buckle around in an arc that accelerated right into your bear necessities? I have.

jlmarta

Guess my vision isn’t so good. Looked like someone pitched a tree limb right at the poor bears huevos......

ForMud

Dam that was funny!!!....Been there a time or two

0patience

Walk it off. Oh you can't walk?
OMG! ROFL!
I've seen it dozens of times and it still has me laughing so hard it brings tears to my eyes.
I know, I'm going to hell.

YankeeMan

When you first become a police officer, when no one is around, you stand in front of a full length mirror with your full uniform on. There was one more thing I wish I had tried at home.

I'm walking a beat on a beautiful summer Friday night, when I decided how hard would it be to twirl a nightstick. It looked so easy on TV. So at 7:10 PM, in broad daylight in a commercial area, I decided to try it. On the very first try, I caught myself right square in the crotch. I got dizzy, nauseous and I am holding on to a parking meter, trying not to throw up and pass out!

In 30 years, I never tried it again!

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