Ita the nicotine... When I was a smoker, had I have a smoke every morning before.... I've had it happen with a cigar before too, specifically a strong one
oh geez. leave me alone mom. hahah no really though. I ate pretty healthy throughout the week and go nuts in the weekends generally. I love to get a good work out in (lift and cardio)
and as to the topic of this thread, Jiunn, remember how we talked about this not being a members only kinda thing but that anyone out there with an internet connection can read this stuff. . . . . LOL.
It's actually a darwinian response. Your natural ghey tendencies are what is creating the urge to expel your bowels. You see, you have a rather large, round rod constantly going into your mouth and you are inhaling/exhaling on said cylinder. What seems like many MANY years of evolution in your genes is that your body recognizes these ghey tendencies and thus tries to expunge any and all fecal matter inside your ****, for basically your genes are trained to know what comes next. I'd be curious to test you to see how the nicotine's false sense of heart rate and appetite suppressant can also mimic the ghey-ness, but your body is running like a top to get ready to go downtown to pound town.
Don't be ashamed, your a living example that some might say to true evolution, don't fight it, BECOME it...
Also, don't try to cup the balls when you smoke either, that just looks bad.
I can honestly say a cigar has never caused me to take. Deuce.. but grizzly dip does.
And its an insta-duece. Its wierd.
Speaking of poop ... a chick full on took on poop in the club I was in lastnight in Milwaukee.
You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.
What makes you wanna poop? Is it the shape? The smell? Are you smoking the right stogie from the right end?
Here's a clue: Does it take more than three matches to light?
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Are you eating it or smoking it? The cigar that is.
hypothetically, I may have done both simultaneously
I'd be curious to test you to see how the nicotine's false sense of heart rate and appetite suppressant can also mimic the ghey-ness, but your body is running like a top to get ready to go downtown to pound town.
Don't be ashamed, your a living example that some might say to true evolution, don't fight it, BECOME it...
Also, don't try to cup the balls when you smoke either, that just looks bad.
And its an insta-duece. Its wierd.
Speaking of poop ... a chick full on took on poop in the club I was in lastnight in Milwaukee.
Here's a clue: Does it take more than three matches to light?