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stupids thing happen to you wile smoking a cigar?

wmaxhamwmaxham Posts: 80
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it's not big. But I got the hicups half way thruw a cigar. Really gay. But yeah. I'm looking for funny or stupid things that happened to you during or after a cigar?

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  • PuroFreakPuroFreak Posts: 4,131 ✭✭
    Well there was this one time in the Oval office Bill and I were sitting around when this intern came in... Oh wait... Uhhhh... Never mind! haha
  • Bad AndyBad Andy Posts: 848
    you sick bi***...

    And he still smoked it!

    I always find it funny when cigarette smokers complain about cigar smoke. When I smoked cigarettes I couldn't stand its smell. But you get idiots that complain about the smell of a nice cigar. IDIOTS!
  • DiasFlakDiasFlak Posts: 342 ✭✭
    i completely agree with bad andy on this when i smoked cigarettes i hated the smell and cigars have a wonderful smell especially the nice ones my friends complain but they dont under stand cigars. but a funny story i was smoking a cigar and i was outside with my gf i had the cigar between two fingers and when i tighten my fingers it shot out of my hand and leg and burnt me i guess my fingers where to low?
  • ScramblerScrambler Posts: 746 ✭✭
    Last cigar I smoked, a RP Edge Maduro Missile. I'm about 1/3 of the way into it, while reading a good book. I lean over to look at my girlfriends computer screen to help her with a crossword puzzle. Apparently this was too many things to attempt at one time. The cigar slips out of my fingers. In my attempt to keep the cigar from landing on the book, I deflect it... straight into my glass of water...

    Quickly put an end to my enjoyment of that cigar.
  • DiasFlakDiasFlak Posts: 342 ✭✭
    ouch that has to suck...
  • MarkbbMarkbb Posts: 196
    While trying to loosen up a cigar with a coat hanger poking a hole into the cigar, I went to far with the wire and knocked the cherry into my lap........dancing around saying hot..hot..hot..burned a nice hole in my shorts..wife thought it was funny..
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    PuroFreak:
    Well there was this one time in the Oval office Bill and I were sitting around when this intern came in... Oh wait... Uhhhh... Never mind! haha
    Urbi knows what cigar they were " smoking". It was a Sherpa ..
  • Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭✭
    kaspera79:
    PuroFreak:
    Well there was this one time in the Oval office Bill and I were sitting around when this intern came in... Oh wait... Uhhhh... Never mind! haha
    Urbi knows what cigar they were " smoking". It was a Sherpa ..
    With a shaggy toe? Or was that Monica's? :P
  • wmaxhamwmaxham Posts: 80
    Smoke=Fire:
    kaspera79:
    PuroFreak:
    Well there was this one time in the Oval office Bill and I were sitting around when this intern came in... Oh wait... Uhhhh... Never mind! haha
    Urbi knows what cigar they were " smoking". It was a Sherpa ..


    With a shaggy toe? Or was that Monica's? :P



    I never heard that story? I guess I was 2 younge. Sooo who wants to tell me?
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    Bill liked to infuse his cigars with Monica's, um, lady parts, then smoke them.
  • DiasFlakDiasFlak Posts: 342 ✭✭
    lol i love how you explained that
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517 ✭
    I should've added: not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • DiasFlakDiasFlak Posts: 342 ✭✭
    LOL NO DOUBT
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    urbino:
    Bill liked to infuse his cigars with Monica's, um, lady parts, then smoke them.
    Hell, with all this talk that may be the latest addition to the Acid Line by Drew Estates. Hmmmm. or should I say Ewwww. Let's hope it doesn't show up in the next Cigar of the Month shipment.
  • DiasFlakDiasFlak Posts: 342 ✭✭
    lol Acid Ewww monica parts by drew estates
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Drew Estates has already thought of the name for this new line. The Blue Dress.
  • DiasFlakDiasFlak Posts: 342 ✭✭
    lol if there are stains on that cigar i am running!
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    The white spots on the wrapper those are just sun spots!
  • DiasFlakDiasFlak Posts: 342 ✭✭
    lol i hope so
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Well thats what ol' Drew Estates claims
  • shootg32shootg32 Posts: 11
    For me its when I'm on the golf course as I'll set the cigar on top of the cart and then when I come back from teeing Off I ended up driving off and then going where is my cigar and having to turn around and search for it!! RULE OF THUMB..Don't put it on top of the cart!! makes for wasted time and embarrasment@@ hahah...
  • DiasFlakDiasFlak Posts: 342 ✭✭
    shootg32:
    For me its when I'm on the golf course as I'll set the cigar on top of the cart and then when I come back from teeing Off I ended up driving off and then going where is my cigar and having to turn around and search for it!! RULE OF THUMB..Don't put it on top of the cart!! makes for wasted time and embarrasment@@ hahah...
    luckly for you they make clips to clip onto the cigar and the golf cart! i use mine all the time
  • shootg32shootg32 Posts: 11
    DiasFlak:
    shootg32:
    For me its when I'm on the golf course as I'll set the cigar on top of the cart and then when I come back from teeing Off I ended up driving off and then going where is my cigar and having to turn around and search for it!! RULE OF THUMB..Don't put it on top of the cart!! makes for wasted time and embarrasment@@ hahah...
    luckly for you they make clips to clip onto the cigar and the golf cart! i use mine all the time
    Didn't know that! I'm gonna have to grab one cause I dont' stick to the rule of not putting it on top of the cart! !haha
  • DiasFlakDiasFlak Posts: 342 ✭✭
    sent you a pm shoot i could just post it here http://www.cigar.com/cigars/viewcigar.asp?prod=M-44824
  • sackermasackerma Posts: 45
    funny or stupid i dont know, but i either lose a lot of money or win a lot of money while smoking. i enjoy me some poker good buddies and a dark cigar
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    ya see, thats not stupid. thats unlucky.

    unless while playing you dropped your cigar in a pile of dog ***. then its stupid, funny, AND unlucky.
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  • sackermasackerma Posts: 45
    sometimes with a real good stick i just push my chips all in and enjoy it....
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