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Happy Fiver (A terrible poem by Bob)

Words that rhyme with five are few and far between.
And if this goes badly (It does.) I'll gladly blame caffeine.
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary is an obvious idea.
(Time out,... looking for word,... here, how about,... Korea?

Now, circling back to my cringe-worthy attempt
to rhyme with five, only brings contempt.
But alas, it has arrived,... a brilliant diversion.
I'll rhyme with something else, a syllable conversion.
 
The trouble was in my mind, 
something I couldn't avoid,
you see,... the only thing I could think to pair with five 
was blah blah blah, something, something, s*ex drive. 

But you two already have a patent on the lovey-dovey stuff 
always kissin', huggin' on each other, can't get enough.
Then Patrick helped me out, in fact,
his post put me on a corrected track.

So instead let's acknowledge one thing that's not assumed 
Wayne's problem, y'all know it, stand back, we need some room.
It's a new year and time for resolutions as people often do 
so Carol, kick him right in his ass from all of us,....
Wayne! Stop being a douche canoe! 


Happy Fiver you two!