CIGAR SLOGAN'S

seagarlover
seagarlover Posts: 437 ✭
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I think it's time we start sharing our CIGAR SLOGAN'S, Sorry but I have to start off with one I borrowed/ "A GOOD CIGAR NO MATTER THE COST IS AN INVESTMENT FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH" COME ON ADD YOUR SLOGAN. (AGAIN SORRY FOR THE THEFT OF MY SLOGAN) Photobucket
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  • xmacro
    xmacro Posts: 3,398 ✭✭
    . . . I don't wanna puff on the foot of that cigar
  • seagarlover
    seagarlover Posts: 437 ✭
    "IF YOUR WIFE HATES YOUR CIGAR SMOKING SWITCH WIVES" Zino Davidoff"
  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    "If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it." -George Burns

  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    "Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival." - William Makepeace Thackeray

  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
    If you pick it you must flick it.
  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices, have very few virtues." - Abraham Lincoln

  • beatnic
    beatnic Posts: 4,133 ✭
    Someone already used mine. LOL
  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
    beatnic:
    Someone already used mine. LOL
    Sorry dude, didn't know it was yours lol
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Posts: 3,084 ✭✭
    lick it before you flick it
  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
    You can get hepatitis from the fresh ones (whoever gets that one will be awesome)
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Posts: 3,084 ✭✭
    Direwolf:
    You can get hepatitis from the fresh ones (whoever gets that one will be awesome)
    ...whoa.....whoa there lil buddy....on to another highly inappropriate slogan

    A little brown on your stick never hurt anyone....
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Some expensive sour mash bourbon, an excellent handmade cigar, an exceptional woman.... Life is good! _____________________________ Life's too short for bad cigars, Grasshopper...... _____________________________ JMarta
  • PsychoSJG
    PsychoSJG Posts: 766 ✭✭✭
    Direwolf:
    You can get hepatitis from the fresh ones (whoever gets that one will be awesome)
    OMG, a My Bodyguard reference?
  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
    PsychoSJG:
    Direwolf:
    You can get hepatitis from the fresh ones (whoever gets that one will be awesome)
    OMG, a My Bodyguard reference?
    Ding ding winner
  • stephen_hannibal
    stephen_hannibal Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭
    This is one of those had to be involved in the conversation kinda things.

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  • seagarlover
    seagarlover Posts: 437 ✭
    PsychoSJG Here is a reply to your 5cent CGAR SLOGAN, and AWESOME everyone lets keep it going when we thinkem up. I thought you would all jump down my throat for starting a new thread. thanks for not. Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket
  • Smoke=Fire
    Smoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭✭
    "A good cigar for a man is like a good cry for a woman."
  • seagarlover
    seagarlover Posts: 437 ✭
    AWESOME EVERYONE,THIS IS GREAT LET'S KEEP IT GOING WHEN TIME ALLOWS. Photobucket
  • y2pascoe
    y2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭
    How about, "If my cigar offends you, go f@ck yourself". Catchy, no?
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.” – Mark Twain

    Ps- enjoy that Titan and Olivia V. Those are a couple that I very much enjoy!
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    y2pascoe:
    How about, "If my cigar offends you, go f@ck yourself". Catchy, no?
    Best one yet. A bit soft though.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    y2pascoe:
    How about, "If my cigar offends you, go f@ck yourself". Catchy, no?
    Best one yet. A bit soft though.
    +1, you could add, "f yourself because your face offends me!!!
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_em
    smoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    stephen_hannibal:
    This is one of those had to be involved in the conversation kinda things.

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    Still funny as hell....
  • Krieger
    Krieger Posts: 337 ✭
    "I like em thick, dark, and veiny." - my best friend.
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    smoke em if you got em:
    stephen_hannibal:
    This is one of those had to be involved in the conversation kinda things.

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    Still funny as hell....
    oh holy crap

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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent.
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  • Markwell
    Markwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I use mine as libdub repellent ^^^^
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sigh...I miss most of those guys.  Only a couple still left.  :'(
    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yep!

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