Calvin’s easy to ignore vacation thread
CalvinAndHobo
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So the internet here is terrible, which honestly is a good thing. It’ll keep me off my phone, so posts might be intermittent. Anyway, I figured instead of spamming various threads all at once when I had a signal, I’d just make my own of cigar related stuff on my trip. Also then it’s easy to avoid for the 90% of you that won’t care, hence the title. It’ll also be easier for me to pull up in the future to look back on. So here it goes.
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Stop posting, put the phone down, and enjoy your surroundings. Have fun: don't forget to wear a condom, stay off the sauce, live the moment, and reset mind body and soul."We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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If he doesn't post about it on the internet, did it even really happen? HaPatrickbrick said:Stop posting, put the phone down, and enjoy your surroundings. Have fun: don't forget to wear a condom, stay off the sauce, live the moment, and reset mind body and soul.
Have a señorita for me, Calvin.5 -
I mainly just want a spot to have all the pictures to put in one place to look at in the future. I’ll probably just upload everything when I get back.2
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Have fun, be safe, and definitely post up pics Calvin.“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns0
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So are we talking about señorita pics or cigar pics?!???CalvinAndHobo said:I mainly just want a spot to have all the pictures to put in one place to look at in the future. I’ll probably just upload everything when I get back.
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I second the idea to just unwind and have fun. Not too sure about the women, I never had to chase any before. Everywhere I go the ladies always have to check me out, it's like I'm just a piece of meat or something to them. I mean, GQ models are people, too. *sniff*"Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."11
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^^^^ Ricky and yourself should get together, you are the two people on the forum with that plight."We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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@Rhamlin gets better lookin' every day.Patrickbrick said:^^^^ Ricky and yourself should get together, you are the two people on the forum with that plight.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6 -
Really hard to ignore this thread when "you people" keep responding and wasting forum bandwidth....Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?7
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I’m in Mexicodirtdude said:Damn, I have been out of the loop, where are are you going @CalvinAndHobo3 -
How come you're in Mexico and there's still no pics? Get with the program, buster. At least give us something to ignore..."I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6
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Nogales? I'm only 40 minutes out.A little dirt never hurt3
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They let you leave the US? And even crazier, they let you back in?"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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Calvin we need some pictures.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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You’ll just have to wait until when/if I get back. The internet on this island (Holbox) isn’t good enough for the pictures to load. You’ll be able to ignore me then.0
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You better hope Trump doesn’t get that wall up before you come back.8
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Not in Nogales then. Not even sure how I know this but you can legally buy a seniorita in MexicoA little dirt never hurt4
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Why does everyone think I’m going to get a hooker? I can walk down the street and get one of those back home. I may not model for GQ, but I’m not ugly enough to pay for it. I’d rather just go buy a watermelon or something.
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Make sure you go with seedless. Not even know how I know this, but the seeds can hurt."I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis14
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I just googled Isla Holbox and it is an amazingly beautiful place!
Looks like you could swim to Cuba from there.
So jelly! Enjoy my BOTL!Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.0 -
You boys are so unhinged, I am going to ignore this thread.
Where are the pics Calvin
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I never said anything about a hooker, I just said have a señorita for me. Hope you're having a great time.CalvinAndHobo said:Why does everyone think I’m going to get a hooker? I can walk down the street and get one of those back home. I may not model for GQ, but I’m not ugly enough to pay for it. I’d rather just go buy a watermelon or something.0 -
Hooker did someone say Hooker?
Call Maria del Carmen around 6pm
+52 984 875 2155
She said she will be waiting for your call
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I just called that number.....Some guy named Pedro picked up, he was a real curmudgeon but in Spanish.8
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Likely her pimp.... errrrrrrr I mean Uncle.
Just ask for Maria and everything should be fine.
@CalvinAndHobo you owe me 5er when you get back state side. I rarely dip into the black book for others.
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Oh and one last tip. Carmen will try to get you to repeat these words
Loco Moco el Choco Poke-O
Don't ever repeat those words back to her
Other than that. Enjoy!!
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