you can't make this stuff up
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I have on the order of 40 lbs. of aged cigar tobacco in my stash right here, salted away against the eventual tobaccolypse. When it comes to where you can't get none, I'm your candy man.peter4jc said:
I'm going to start a church where tobacco use is sacramental so the gummint can't do anything about it. Then you all can join my church and we all stay smokey ever after.0patience said:BILL INTRODUCED IN CONGRESS WOULD BAN INTERNET CIGAR & E-CIGARETTE SALES, FLAVORED TOBACCO
They are going to continue to try and get all kinds of bills pushed through, until no one can buy any tobacco at all.
Land of the free.
Roll your own.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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A felon named Fellony was charged with new felonies.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/felon-named-fellony-charged-with-new-felonies
Thanks, Mom.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Their thermometers froze so they can't report in..."I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis0
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A new low even for liberals, what have we become...Outrage as video shows Virginia abortion bill sponsor saying plan would allow termination up until birth-2
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There will come a day when the future will look back with disgust.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Nah, this is beyond that. We are Aztecs when it comes to baby murder. You can call it women's rights all day long... we're still murdering babies. Zygotes is one thing; babies is entirely something else.Yakster said:webmost said:There will come a day when the future will look back with disgust.
It usually happens when the future is a teenager. When the future gets older they realize the future ain't all of that either.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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and then again, there's warfare which perpetrates huge collateral damage. The rationale is that it is 'necessary'.0
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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I honestly believe the Virginia abortion bill was only started to create more strife between the religious right as well as anybody with a pulse and a conscience, and the Liberal left and other progressives. I really don't think there are going to be lines of women waiting to have their babies dissected just before they give birth.Everything today seems to be a dividing line, and people are being radicalized and pushed further away from the center line (common sense). The two party's are at each others throats, elections are becoming increasingly more scandalous as well as the Presidency, and the only path we're being shown is a global one. We are like a crucible and the heat is being turned up to full blast.Dark things on the horizon, I fear. Time for a smoke. Then again, when isn't it time for a cigar?"Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."5
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This happened to me, 30 minutes ago.
A member of management, who was in preschool when I started, asked me "if I was a visitor today". I told him "no". He then asked why I parked in the visitor parking space, I told him "I didn't park in the visitor parking space" He said he was "sure I did", I asked "how sure" he replied "extremely sure". I asked if he was "willing to put his money where his mouth was", he said "sure". I asked "How much"? He said "a thousand". we then walked a few feet to the window and he asked "isn't that your Toyota" (Prius)(silver)? I said " No I drive a Ford, it's parked over there"
What kind of idiot bets a man $1,000 where he parked 2 hours ago?
I think I'll start parking in the visitor spot...
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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That's funny, you're gonna be monied up for Muletown.A little dirt never hurt2
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It'll be a challenge to get any money out of this guy.dirtdude said:That's funny, you're gonna be monied up for Muletown.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Q: "Is that your Toyota Prius?"A: "Do I look like I drive a Prius?"
"Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."2 -
You want we should beat it out of him for you?IndustMech said:
It'll be a challenge to get any money out of this guy.dirtdude said:That's funny, you're gonna be monied up for Muletown.
Just kidding of course.

"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
Or not"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain4
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IndustMech said:
This happened to me, 30 minutes ago.
A member of management, who was in preschool when I started, asked me "if I was a visitor today". I told him "no". He then asked why I parked in the visitor parking space, I told him "I didn't park in the visitor parking space" He said he was "sure I did", I asked "how sure" he replied "extremely sure". I asked if he was "willing to put his money where his mouth was", he said "sure". I asked "How much"? He said "a thousand". we then walked a few feet to the window and he asked "isn't that your Toyota" (Prius)(silver)? I said " No I drive a Ford, it's parked over there"
What kind of idiot bets a man $1,000 where he parked 2 hours ago?
I think I'll start parking in the visitor spot...
Oh, I would never let a moment with that guy pass without reminding him he owes me money. Yes, he's an idiot. All he had to do was bet small and be ready to pay (even if he wasn't smart enough to realize he'd already lost). Or is this a millennial thing? Do millennials throw out a number like "a thousand" expecting nobody to consider it a serious bet? What a d***head.
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Every damn day I would remind this dipshït he owes me money, if I was in John's shoes. He would get so sick of me reminding him he would probably pay me to stfu.Bob_Luken said:IndustMech said:This happened to me, 30 minutes ago.
A member of management, who was in preschool when I started, asked me "if I was a visitor today". I told him "no". He then asked why I parked in the visitor parking space, I told him "I didn't park in the visitor parking space" He said he was "sure I did", I asked "how sure" he replied "extremely sure". I asked if he was "willing to put his money where his mouth was", he said "sure". I asked "How much"? He said "a thousand". we then walked a few feet to the window and he asked "isn't that your Toyota" (Prius)(silver)? I said " No I drive a Ford, it's parked over there"
What kind of idiot bets a man $1,000 where he parked 2 hours ago?
I think I'll start parking in the visitor spot...
Oh, I would never let a moment with that guy pass without reminding him he owes me money. Yes, he's an idiot. All he had to do was bet small and be ready to pay (even if he wasn't smart enough to realize he'd already lost). Or is this a millennial thing? Do millennials throw out a number like "a thousand" expecting nobody to consider it a serious bet? What a d***head.3 -

Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?6 -
So, Steve. You're saying if he doesn't pay I beat the ever lovin **** out of him.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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No, the boss never gets their hands dirty. You send someone to beat the ever living **** out of him, repeatedly until he pays.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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Friends helping friends. It's what makes the world go 'round.
Koom bah yah.....Koom bah yah....
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain0 -
Never would infer that. All you have to do is convince him you would. If that don't work, well then........IndustMech said:So, Steve. You're saying if he doesn't pay I beat the ever lovin **** out of him.Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?0 -
I like to negotiate as I go...Stubble said:
Never would infer that. All you have to do is convince him you would. If that don't work, well then........IndustMech said:So, Steve. You're saying if he doesn't pay I beat the ever lovin **** out of him.I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Put Chilli Palmer on the job
https://youtu.be/rh8OdlSXiDo
I love that Chilli Palmer. Everyone asks him "What do you do if they don't pay?" and he always says "They always pay." “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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A long time ago, and far far away, I would occasionally help someone who was owed something. After about a day of inquires to people who knew the individuals concerned, you could alway find the one question that usually helped resolve the matter. Bartenders were always great sources of truthful information, just like in the movies. You would pose that question to the person who owed, and usually matters were taken care of. There was never any need for threats or anything else.
Most of the people I helped were in fact bartenders, waitress or club/bar owners. I got a lot of free drinks and food and they always had my back (love that phrase).1 -
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