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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,164 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Who you gonna call?  @snakebusters #corndog @Stubble

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/19/texas-homeowners-45-rattlesnakes-under-house/3220089002/
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2019
    peter4jc said:
    Who you gonna call?  @snakebusters #corndog @Stubble

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/19/texas-homeowners-45-rattlesnakes-under-house/3220089002/
    Would any of you be surprised to know that it is not uncommon?
    We check the crawl space every year.
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    peter4jc said:
    Who you gonna call?  @snakebusters #corndog @Stubble

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/19/texas-homeowners-45-rattlesnakes-under-house/3220089002/
    Would any of you be surprised to know that it is not uncommon?
    We check the crawl space every year.
    When I was a young man, I was in and out of crawl spaces every day. Saw shed skins. Never saw a live one. Prayer does work. 
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DoubleTree hotel apologizes for sign refusing service to military members during post-deployment ceremony: ‘Very offensive’

  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2019
    Just forced myself to tune into cnn. Could not believe my ears. Already spinning and making up strange scenarios. Not one "we blew it" or "we were wrong" or an apology. Nothing but talk about future lawsuits and investigations, but not one single word on what was said about democrats in the report. Not one word about the DNC or Hillary or obozo or soros. After 2 years of leaks and fantasy and false accusations I guess they have no where else to go. All of this for no other reason then TDS.
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Orgasmia

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2019
    Amsterdam bans 'disrespectful' red-light district tours as of 2020

    So glad Americans didn't get the blame.         (trap=19 cats=4)
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2019
    What's next?

    The Cadbury Bunny has been replaced with a Bulldog.

  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2019
    On the today show they have their studio back up to a big window where stupid fans on the sidewalk in NYC can wave at the cameras. Today this guy holds up a sign that says BodyHairByMail.com so naturally I HAD to check it out. 

    https://youtu.be/qKz_2foDmcs

    And the guy in the window with the sign is the same guy in the video. I wonder if this business has made him a millionaire yet? Well, it's quite possible he's a thousandaire.  
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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,164 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's almost as good as sending someone a bag o' dicks.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The Russian Collusion Conspiracy investigation.
  • miller65rod
    miller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    That's almost as good as sending someone a bag o' dicks.
    Just so you know there are options

    Grocery style


    Sweet 


    Curb side

    Free Cuba
    "I ain't got no Opus's"
    LLA     - Lancero Lovers of America
    2016 Gang War (South)
    May I assss u a ?

              
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • silvermouse
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  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Australian ISIS bride refuses to return home with her son because there are 'naked women on the streets'



    Trap=21
    cats=8
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jussie 
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,215 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    Jussie 

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,650 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,598 ✭✭✭✭✭
    103 Safely Endangered Comics That Will Make You Laugh Out
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2019
    There are so many levels of TDS. I hope those of you that are parents are paying attention to what is going on in your kids "schools".

    Trump-related school assignment prompts anger, death threats against Houston-area teacher: report
  • webmost
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    Jussie nominated for NAACP Award


    https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2019/03/28/jussie-smollett-up-naacp-award-host-anthony-anderson-hopes-he-wins/3298234002/
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2019
    This could not possibly be true, has to be a plant by "The Onion". I mean, isn't he a national security threat? Gotta catch Tucker Carlson tonight!

    John Brennan, embattled ex-CIA chief, meets with Rep. Hoyer, Democrats to discuss 'national security issues'
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  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    https://youtu.be/PCQfsVFT2W8 this is some funny chit right here
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • Sleddog46
    Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    https://youtu.be/PCQfsVFT2W8 this is some funny chit right here
    Not if your one of those Zebras.
    You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    7TH Court California judge rules hi-capacity magazines (he actually said magazines) are not against the law and the ban on same fails.
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,598 ✭✭✭✭✭
    you'd think the congress critters/executive branch would do something about this other than wringing their hands and taking pharma-lobby money:

    U.S. drug prices continue to soar

    Pharmaceutical companies are continuing to defy political pressure from both Democrats and Republicans by raising the prices of almost 3,000 drugs in the U.S. in the first three months of this year. Generic versions of the antidepressant Prozac and the painkiller Vicodin were among the medicines with triple-digit percentage increases. Drug costs continue to increase at four times the rate of inflation, causing concern for employers, health insurers and consumers, said RX Savings Solutions CEO Michael Rea.

  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2019
    silvermouse said:
    you'd think the congress critters/executive branch would do something about this other than wringing their hands and taking pharma-lobby money:

    U.S. drug prices continue to soar

    Pharmaceutical companies are continuing to defy political pressure from both Democrats and Republicans by raising the prices of almost 3,000 drugs in the U.S. in the first three months of this year. Generic versions of the antidepressant Prozac and the painkiller Vicodin were among the medicines with triple-digit percentage increases. Drug costs continue to increase at four times the rate of inflation, causing concern for employers, health insurers and consumers, said RX Savings Solutions CEO Michael Rea.

    How many of these companies are American owned?
    There shouldn't be any problem finding a law or six to combat this.

    And how many of our elected crooks have stocks in them?
    Shouldn't the stocks be in a blind trust? And by law they can't have anything to do with them?

    The drug companie rip offs are always sayint that cost of development is the main reason for the prices. H#ll these drugs have been around for years....what development?

    By the way, if your doctor prescribes CYMBALTA make sue that is what you get. The generic has been (1st hand knowledge) known to turn people into an attack dog without warning and everyone knows it.
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