Amazon says I am nefarious.

jd50ae
jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited July 2019 in Non Cigar Related
Amazon and their no eyes and no hands on algorithms have accused me of dastardly deeds. I feel so ashamed. Imagine going through life with an Amazon accusation over your head.
I have been blocked from adding any product or movie ratings. This even though I forward every email that seems fishy. There are a lot. I guess I will have to disguise myself when I leave the house.
They did this because they "SUSPECT" me of having some sort of off the books or kinky dealings with vendors. When I emailed them back and defied them to show any underhanded events they sent the same gobbledegook answer back. I am evil because their algorithms say so. 

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  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭
    JD underworld kingpin 
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guilty until proven innocent. 
    It's the new world order.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    silvermouse said:
    wish my wife was considered by amazon to be nefarious.
    httpsgallerymailchimpcom84c1c345c2cb06b46d38f1d1fimages3267688f-3938-4d23-bcff-414606ae9bf9png

    Nefarious or not, they will still take your money.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Always knew there was something odd about you! This just proves my suspensions. You’re a spy for the Syrian govt. 
  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭
    😂 Russian Collusion 
  • TNBigfoot68
    TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's those ties to the west TN Mafia. 
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So, what, they won't sell to you now?
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    So, what, they won't sell to you now?
    They will gladly sell to me. Guess their algorithm only goes so far.

    I really liked leaving feedback. Good and bad.
  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,254 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    webmost said:
    So, what, they won't sell to you now?
    They will gladly sell to me. Guess their algorithm only goes so far.

    I really liked leaving feedback. Good and bad.
    They like feedback, but only good feedback. 

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
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                            I don't know about nefarious, but you sure as hell are vague.                         
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    I don't know about nefarious, but you sure as hell are vague. 
    

    
Could you be a little more precise.....
    

    
What knucklehead schidt did you do to piss off their algorithm this time?

                            
    
                        
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