Alright who's the wise guy

Here I am minding my own business and come home to a blown up mailbox. I receive this box and my wife says what is that. I start thinking about all the stuff I have bought without her permission. Perfect time of year to do it because I can say I can't show you its for Christmas and then squirrel it way in the humidor. She is none the wiser. But this one caught me off guard! I open it to find some goodies from a Mr D Blades. I didn't deserve it but it was an awesome gesture. Thank you for your generosity.