Twas The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even @silvermouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that AJ Fernandez soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While @Vision 's political post took up space in their heads;
And @peter4jc in his smoke room, and @rdp77 in a truckers cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
@rsherman24 sprang from the kill room to see what was the matter.
Away to the Zoom window @Yakster closed like a flash,
@Patrickbrick made some new shutters and clean up the sash.
The LED lights in the background of @MrShrek 's new shack
@IndustMech fixed the machine of objects that pack
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature goat, and @Stubble by his rear,
With a new release Saka, so pricey a stick,
I knew in a moment it must be @Usaf06 Nick
A forum fiver from @VegasFrank for losing bets we must thank.
Then @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, @EgoBoundary ! now, @Bob_Luken ! now, @dirtdude ! and both Pauls ( @TNBigfoot68 @Trykflyr_1 )
On, @TRayB ! on @Guitarded ! on, @Sethbanks711 and @11thGenSoutherner !
"Now get on your porch or the lounge at the mall!"
"Get on @Trident 's Leaf and Libations Zoom Call!!"
To all the amazing BOTL I missed, I apologize and love you all! Merry Christmas to you and your family this holiday season. I wish for you all the best of health and a safe and happy new year.
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Well done, kemosabe
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter8 -
Merry Christmas to you and yours Pete.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Nice! Merry Christmas to all.
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Thanks, Peter, Merry Christmas, and good will toward all.That's the least we can do.
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That is fantastic! Thank you Pete!
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Hope everyone has a good Christmas and a bountiful new year.
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So this is what happens when Peabody is too cold for a smoke, eh?
Merry Christmas! And a happy New Year!!
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis2 -
That was awesome Boston Pete! Merry Christmas to you and yours and to everyone on this forum. May your new year be healthy and prosperous. 🤙🏼
A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.
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Merry Christmas, Pete. Stay warm!
Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes
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Thanks Pete, awesome
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Very well done! Thanks Pete!
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Well done sir and Happy New Year!
I was born a fool, and just got bigger!0