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Twas The Night Before Christmas

VisionVision Posts: 8,612 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited December 24 in Non Cigar Related

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even @silvermouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that AJ Fernandez soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While @Vision 's political post took up space in their heads;
And @peter4jc in his smoke room, and @rdp77 in a truckers cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
@rsherman24 sprang from the kill room to see what was the matter.
Away to the Zoom window @Yakster closed like a flash,
@Patrickbrick made some new shutters and clean up the sash.

The LED lights in the background of @MrShrek 's new shack
@IndustMech fixed the machine of objects that pack

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature goat, and @Stubble by his rear,

With a new release Saka, so pricey a stick,
I knew in a moment it must be @Usaf06 Nick
A forum fiver from @VegasFrank for losing bets we must thank.
Then @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, @EgoBoundary ! now, @Bob_Luken ! now, @dirtdude ! and both Pauls ( @TNBigfoot68 @Trykflyr_1 )
On, @TRayB ! on @Guitarded ! on, @Sethbanks711 and @11thGenSoutherner !
"Now get on your porch or the lounge at the mall!"
"Get on @Trident 's Leaf and Libations Zoom Call!!"

To all the amazing BOTL I missed, I apologize and love you all! Merry Christmas to you and your family this holiday season. I wish for you all the best of health and a safe and happy new year.

Comments

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,715 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Merry Christmas to you and yours Pete.

  • 11thGenSoutherner11thGenSoutherner Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That was legitimately awesome. Merry Christmas sir

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,309 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nice! Merry Christmas to all.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,080 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thanks, Peter, Merry Christmas, and good will toward all.That's the least we can do.

  • Sethbanks711Sethbanks711 Posts: 398 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That is fantastic! Thank you Pete!

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Awesome. Merry Christmas

  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,469 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hope everyone has a good Christmas and a bountiful new year.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So this is what happens when Peabody is too cold for a smoke, eh?

    Merry Christmas! And a happy New Year!!

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That was awesome Boston Pete! Merry Christmas to you and yours and to everyone on this forum. May your new year be healthy and prosperous. 🤙🏼

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,902 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Well done, Pete!

    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • HawksHawks Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Merry Christmas, Pete. Stay warm!

    Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thanks Pete, awesome

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

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