Commie-fornia Herf
If there was a good place for a Commie-fornia herf, it would be at my place! I've got 10 cabins and room for 70 RVs. We even got wimmin here but most of them have summer teeth.
March and October are the best months. Let's do this.
A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.
Comments
-
@OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
@BrokegunnerIf there was a good place for a Commie-fornia herf, it would be at my place! I've got 10 cabins and room for 70 RVs. We even got wimmin here but most of them have summer teeth.
March and October are the best months. Let's do this.
I would be up for it. Sounds a little too good to be true though.
I don't have problems, just more work to do.
3 -
-
@Olekingcole said:
@OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
@BrokegunnerIf there was a good place for a Commie-fornia herf, it would be at my place! I've got 10 cabins and room for 70 RVs. We even got wimmin here but most of them have summer teeth.
March and October are the best months. Let's do this.
I would be up for it. Sounds a little too good to be true though.
He quoted that from a guy that owns a KOA campground. He’s got the spaces lol.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
3 -
@Rdp77 I kind of got the impression it would be a place like that. But I don't mind camping for a few days.
I don't have problems, just more work to do.
2 -
Newsome said he is banning assault lighters in response to the fires.
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter9 -
It might be possible to talk me into this.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
MOW badge received.5 -
How far from Disney are we talking?
0 -
Who needs Disney when you'll have the whole state for amusement? Hipsters, hippie wannabes, weirdo left and right wings living together in uneasy harmony, tech bros with stock options....
8 -
The OP was from Brian @Brokegunner on another thread. I copied his post as it deserves its own thread. Let’s get some traction on this!!
I believe Brian runs some type of a year-round campground facility. You could camp, he has spaces for RVs and trailers, and he mentioned he has 10 cabins… Do not know the size and occupant load of these cabins. Brian??
A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.
1 -
I’m going to have to pass. Have a haircut appointment scheduled that day
9 -
@Vision said:
How far from Disney are we talking?Fukking Pete has a thing for sweaty dudes in mouse costumes.
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.8 -
Road trip? VroomVroom could use some highway time...
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.5 -
@VegasFrank said:
@Vision said:
How far from Disney are we talking?Fukking Pete has a thing for sweaty dudes in mouse costumes.
Is that why he got banned from Chuck E. Cheese?
A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.
6 -
What's your closest airport?
0 -
@Sethbanks711 probably Sacramento.
I'm game for a gathering at Brian's.
Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes
3 -
This is in Visalia, right, or am I wrong @Brokegunner?
International airports near Visalia, CA
45 miles: Fresno, CA (FAT / KFAT) Fresno Yosemite International Airport
196 miles: San Jose, CA (SJC / KSJC) Norman Y. Mineta San Jose International Airport
196 miles: Los Angeles, CA (LAX / KLAX) Los Angeles International Airport
222 miles: Oakland, CA (OAK / KOAK) Oakland International Airport
225 miles: Ontario, CA (ONT / KONT) LA/Ontario International Airport
226 miles: Sacramento, CA (SMF / KSMF) Sacramento International Airport
227 miles: Santa Ana, CA (SNA / KSNA) John Wayne Airport
230 miles: San Francisco, CA (SFO / KSFO) San Francisco International AirportI'll be driving. Might be room in the car.
Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )5 -
Visalia? Crap, I was looking at Valley Springs.
Edit: Well if this is the location, Cigar Monkey here we come.
Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes
3 -
I could definitely fly into Fresno on skymiles.
2 -
Please take an airplane
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
10 -
@Rdp77 said:
Please take an airplaneYou gonna go to Cali?
1 -
Too long of a drive
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
2 -
Sorry for being late to get back on here, it's been a little hectic here. One of my employees was out for 3 weeks so I'm the fill in.
The campground is located in Goshen Ca which is about 8 miles west of Visalia. The closest airport is Fresno (FAT) and i can easily pick up anyone flying in. It's a 35 to 40 minute trip each way.
We are a year round KOA Journey Campground/ RV park. We have a nice pool and 10 cabins. 8 of the cabins are primitive log cabins that are usually around $75 per night and sleep 3 to 6 depending on how many in a bed (Frank). We have 2 deluxe cabins and those are $160 to $180 but have a full kitchen and bedding, full bath and deck with a BBQ.
I live here in the property and have a decent sized backyard with a BBQ and smokers, patio furniture, umbrellas, patio cover, plenty of seating, etc. I can easily setup a private area for us that would be accessible whenever you want to have a smoke.
The local cigar lounge in town is called Sequoia Cigars and the owner is a good guy. Fresno is 30 mins away and has at least 4 good ones. Cigar Monkey is in Merced which is 1.5 hrs north on hwy 99.
Our main attraction here is the national parks. We are 51 minutes from Sequoia and about 120 mins from Kings Canyon. If you're going to come out here and haven't been, it's worth at least one day to explore.
I haven't really checked the calendar yet but I'm thinking March or April would be great. Anyone have a preference?
Brian aka Brokegunner
"Not all heroes eat crepes"
7 -
Here's a pic of the primitive cabins. These 2 are one room cabins so there's a double bed and 2 bunk beds, a desk and chair. Heat and AC in each cabin but no bedding provided so you'll need a sleeping bag and pillow. There's a picnic table and fire ring at each cabin. I have 2 of these cabins that are 2 room cabins so those have a double bed in one room and 2 sets of bunk beds in the other room.
"Not all heroes eat crepes"
9 -
@Brokegunner electricity inside the cabins? I have CPAP needs.
I'm in for whatever on whatever date. I'll be driving in. Vroom vroom needs the highway time.
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.3 -
Someone also needs to tell @Wylaff
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.2 -
I spoke with the boss and she said middle of march is good so I'm going to propose March 14, 15, & 16. Hopefully we'll get some replies.
"Not all heroes eat crepes"
2 -
Works for me!
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.1 -
I can make those dates work 🤙🏼
A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.
2
https://youtu.be/ES7d7gWxuJg?feature=shared
