And what the hell is with the Utah Mammoth? Are they like Voltron? Do all 20 guys form a giant hairy elephant robot that destroys its competition by skating as one? Does it have any lasers or guns when it becomes Mammoth? Does one of the guys become the hockey stick? Does the mammoth hold its stick by standing on its hind legs and holding it with one of its paws (or hoofs or whatever the hell a mammoth has for feet), or does it have four ice skates and hold the stick in its trunk? Does it wear a regular helmet with a visor or does it wear a goalie mask? Is one of the guys the goalie mask? Is the goalie the goalie mask?
Maybe it's giant tusks act as two hockey sticks. Or maybe it holds the hockey stick in its trunk, but one of its tusks is the blocker pad with the goalie stick and the other is the goalie glove. What happens when it fights? Does it drop pads? Does a Mammoth actually need pads?
I need answers.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Tampa is up one. I spend most of my time trying to figure out what is going on
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I'm often puzzled by the ref's calls, but the whole thing is worth it if only to watch Vasilevsky. That guy is amazing.
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@Amos_Umwhat said:
I'm often puzzled by the ref's calls, but the whole thing is worth it if only to watch Vasilevsky. That guy is amazing.
He is. One of the recent times my team played them, he stole the game. They were totally outplayed. A mortal man may have given up 6 or more that night.
Lightning vs. Buffalo Sabres last night. Pretty intense.
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@VegasFrank
You voting for the Utah Mammoth?
Is that Mammoth or Mammoths? Or Mammothesseessessssss
I'm not voting. If I was, I couldn't vote for the mammoth or the hockey club. What's the 3rd one?
Here you go. It will be impossible to win a Stanley cup with any of these freaking names.
•Utah Hockey Club.
•Utah Mammoth.
•Utah Wasatch. Basically a replacement for “Utah Yeti”
HEEEERRRRREEEE COMES YOUR UTAAAAHHH WAAAAAAASAAAAATCH
(fuggin stupid)
I vote for relegation to the AHL.
And what the hell is with the Utah Mammoth? Are they like Voltron? Do all 20 guys form a giant hairy elephant robot that destroys its competition by skating as one? Does it have any lasers or guns when it becomes Mammoth? Does one of the guys become the hockey stick? Does the mammoth hold its stick by standing on its hind legs and holding it with one of its paws (or hoofs or whatever the hell a mammoth has for feet), or does it have four ice skates and hold the stick in its trunk? Does it wear a regular helmet with a visor or does it wear a goalie mask? Is one of the guys the goalie mask? Is the goalie the goalie mask?
Maybe it's giant tusks act as two hockey sticks. Or maybe it holds the hockey stick in its trunk, but one of its tusks is the blocker pad with the goalie stick and the other is the goalie glove. What happens when it fights? Does it drop pads? Does a Mammoth actually need pads?
I need answers.
Vegas is following suit and is officially renaming all of its teams:
The Vegas Golden Knight
The Las Vegas Raider
The Las Vegas A
And Cleveland!
"Introducing your CLEVELAND BROWN!"
Saw this on fb. The comments are gold. My favorite suggestion is Utah Magic Underpants

My favorite days are home hockey days when I get to wear my vintage hockey jacket.
Jim now only owns cigar clothing. And an old jacket.
Basically
Very quick but good goalie fight in the USHL. https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1888681713473069370?t=K7IvakMyQ1H4TEYt7Epe-g&s=19
I had that game on last night. 3 fights in the first 9sec., but have no idea what or why...
Canadian crowd loudly booed the U.S. National Anthem as it was being sung.
NHL and Rugby seem to be the last sports besides MMA that remain a bit brutal.
I don't have problems, just more work to do.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGMesfBvfyD/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Last association hockey of the season this weekend.
Tampa is up one. I spend most of my time trying to figure out what is going on
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Good seats!
I'm often puzzled by the ref's calls, but the whole thing is worth it if only to watch Vasilevsky. That guy is amazing.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
He is. One of the recent times my team played them, he stole the game. They were totally outplayed. A mortal man may have given up 6 or more that night.
We got decent seats at duluth yesterday.




This is hilarious. https://www.facebook.com/knightlyhockey/videos/1172055267876142/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v
@Vision marchand to Florida. 🤮 He will fit right in....
Lightning vs. Buffalo Sabres last night. Pretty intense.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1900009415601705173?t=36YxG1fzhrd_bsXPj0NyJg&s=19
How I spent yesterday.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain