Out of con-TEXT

You ever get a text that by itself could very well be taken the wrong way?
You ever wish you had a special place to share those moments?
Well my friend the wait is over! Share your out of context text here.
Here are a few to get us kicked off.
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If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
Ok to be fair, that last one, the sender is using the context you’re already thinking.
Luck man. I already said I'm sorry for sending you that text.
Lies, I’ve got the receipts.