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  • HawksHawks Posts: 1,981 ✭✭✭✭✭

    She's so silly.

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  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 4,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hawks said:
    She's so silly.

    No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.

    https://www.senate.gov/about/origins-foundations/senate-and-constitution/constitution.htm

    Article 1, Section 9, Second to last paragraph.

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    I'd say it's probably about time.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,937 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 28

    @TRayB said:
    There's Rusty trying to make me feel bad. I was merely referencing a post in a different, non-political thread, in which people of one leaning were called uneducated.
    Both mine and the other were meant in jest, so I'm not sorry. :)

    Lol I twisted your panties up too hahahaha. I didn't even get to catch up on the forum till today. Nobody called anyone with a certain leaning uneducated. Someone did say that those with a certain leaning WERE educated, but I guess reading comprehension is something that is the goal of education.

    Omfg I'm just kidding!!! Jesus you guys, change your maxi pads already. It's starting to smell like rotten fish in this thread!!!

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,937 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wrong thread you guys

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 3,275 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @TRayB said:
    There's Rusty trying to make me feel bad. I was merely referencing a post in a different, non-political thread, in which people of one leaning were called uneducated.
    Both mine and the other were meant in jest, so I'm not sorry. :)

    Lol I twisted your panties up too hahahaha. I didn't even get to catch up on the forum till today. Nobody called anyone with a certain leaning uneducated. Someone did say that those with a certain leaning WERE educated, but I guess reading comprehension is something that is the goal of education.

    Omfg I'm just kidding!!! Jesus you guys, change your maxi pads already. It's starting to smell like rotten fish in this thread!!!

    Francis, nothing was twisted. I was merely responding in kind, as mentioned in the post you quoted. Did you not comprehend the part where I said both your post and mine were meant in jest. I got it.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,937 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @TRayB said:
    There's Rusty trying to make me feel bad. I was merely referencing a post in a different, non-political thread, in which people of one leaning were called uneducated.
    Both mine and the other were meant in jest, so I'm not sorry. :)

    Lol I twisted your panties up too hahahaha. I didn't even get to catch up on the forum till today. Nobody called anyone with a certain leaning uneducated. Someone did say that those with a certain leaning WERE educated, but I guess reading comprehension is something that is the goal of education.

    Omfg I'm just kidding!!! Jesus you guys, change your maxi pads already. It's starting to smell like rotten fish in this thread!!!

    Francis, nothing was twisted. I was merely responding in kind, as mentioned in the post you quoted. Did you not comprehend the part where I said both your post and mine were meant in jest. I got it.

    I don't even attempt to comprehend the writings of mortals as I sit in my Pantheon of immortality so your question is moot.

    I'm glad your panties aren't twisted though. I didn't think they were and or I was surprised if they would have been.

    Nick said I must be a maga. I said I can't be because I'm educated.

    The amount of trigger responses that this generated was epic and hilarious though. We have guys schizo-posting screen captures of unrelated word definitions and even our buddy Bob made an appearance out of nowhere LOL, All of this was spread out over multiple parts of the forum over multiple threads over multiple days.

    The fun social experiment part of this whole thing is that apparently people identify as a maga or not a maga as one of their most fundamental identifiers, and if they find offense with any little slight that they perceive with this identification they lose their minds about as much as they do with any identifying characteristic or trait.

    If I said that all white guys were pússies or everyone from Pennsylvania was inbred or people with glasses had inferior genes or anyone over 50 was a washed up jerk, none of y'all would have blinked twice.

    But someone perceived that I said magas are uneducated and the fit hits the Shan with a bunch of people being triggered. It's fascinating to sit back and watch this play out, honestly.

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 11,503 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @TRayB said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @TRayB said:
    There's Rusty trying to make me feel bad. I was merely referencing a post in a different, non-political thread, in which people of one leaning were called uneducated.
    Both mine and the other were meant in jest, so I'm not sorry. :)

    Lol I twisted your panties up too hahahaha. I didn't even get to catch up on the forum till today. Nobody called anyone with a certain leaning uneducated. Someone did say that those with a certain leaning WERE educated, but I guess reading comprehension is something that is the goal of education.

    Omfg I'm just kidding!!! Jesus you guys, change your maxi pads already. It's starting to smell like rotten fish in this thread!!!

    Francis, nothing was twisted. I was merely responding in kind, as mentioned in the post you quoted. Did you not comprehend the part where I said both your post and mine were meant in jest. I got it.

    I don't even attempt to comprehend the writings of mortals as I sit in my Pantheon of immortality so your question is moot.

    I'm glad your panties aren't twisted though. I didn't think they were and or I was surprised if they would have been.

    Nick said I must be a maga. I said I can't be because I'm educated.

    The amount of trigger responses that this generated was epic and hilarious though. We have guys schizo-posting screen captures of unrelated word definitions and even our buddy Bob made an appearance out of nowhere LOL, All of this was spread out over multiple parts of the forum over multiple threads over multiple days.

    The fun social experiment part of this whole thing is that apparently people identify as a maga or not a maga as one of their most fundamental identifiers, and if they find offense with any little slight that they perceive with this identification they lose their minds about as much as they do with any identifying characteristic or trait.

    If I said that all white guys were pússies or everyone from Pennsylvania was inbred or people with glasses had inferior genes or anyone over 50 was a washed up jerk, none of y'all would have blinked twice.

    But someone perceived that I said magas are uneducated and the fit hits the Shan with a bunch of people being triggered. It's fascinating to sit back and watch this play out, honestly.

    I think the fun social experiment part of this whole thing is the observable repeated pattern you go through every time you tell us we are triggered, then explain how easily we are triggered, then explain how dumb & silly we are compared to how smart & cool you are.

    You're in a rut Frank.

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 3,275 ✭✭✭✭✭

    LOL, social experiment = the educated persons justification for trolling.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 9,516 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:
    LOL, social experiment = the "educated persons" justification for trolling.

    Hope you don't mind a tiny tweak to your very accurate post.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 11,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited 1:18PM

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @TRayB said:

    LOL, social experiment = the "educated person's" justification for trolling.

    Hope you don't mind a tiny tweak to your very accurate post.

    Tiny tweak to the tweak.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,937 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This should be enough to cover you guys for a few days.

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 9,516 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^Truly made me laugh out loud, no kidding^^.

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    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited 2:45PM

    @VegasFrank said:

    @TRayB said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @TRayB said:
    There's Rusty trying to make me feel bad. I was merely referencing a post in a different, non-political thread, in which people of one leaning were called uneducated.
    Both mine and the other were meant in jest, so I'm not sorry. :)

    Lol I twisted your panties up too hahahaha. I didn't even get to catch up on the forum till today. Nobody called anyone with a certain leaning uneducated. Someone did say that those with a certain leaning WERE educated, but I guess reading comprehension is something that is the goal of education.

    Omfg I'm just kidding!!! Jesus you guys, change your maxi pads already. It's starting to smell like rotten fish in this thread!!!

    Francis, nothing was twisted. I was merely responding in kind, as mentioned in the post you quoted. Did you not comprehend the part where I said both your post and mine were meant in jest. I got it.

    I don't even attempt to comprehend the writings of mortals as I sit in my Pantheon of immortality so your question is moot.

    LMFAO

    The fun social experiment part of this whole thing is that apparently people identify as a maga or not a maga as one of their most fundamental identifiers, and if they find offense with any little slight that they perceive with this identification they lose their minds about as much as they do with any identifying characteristic or trait.

    Does MAGA automatically mean one explicitly identifies with Trump, the right leaning OR does it simply mean what the acronym implies (if one believes America is broken OR maybe needs improvement).

    If I said that all white guys were pússies or everyone from Pennsylvania was inbred or people with glasses had inferior genes or anyone over 50 was a washed up jerk, none of y'all would have blinked twice.

    Now I know how you really feel about me. Francisco, I’m saddened.

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