Coffee Bully's Off Topic Thread

Peter said "Maybe we need an off-topic thread where the only rule is that no post can be on topic."
Here you go!
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Why Are The Tropics Of Cancer And Capricorn So Important?
Let's not talk about this, it has already been answered.
https://www.worldatlas.com/geography/why-are-the-tropics-of-cancer-and-capricorn-so-important.html0 -
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This is the paradox of threads. If it's truly off topic, isn't it by definition on-topic? Likewise, anything on-topic would be, therefore, off-topic.
I'm smoking a charter oak Maduro. Very on/off topic post.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.6 -
Would someone tell Frank to shut up? Please? <insert winkie here
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6 -
Alright gentleman lets stay on topic here..... Who is ready for the fall?
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I usually try my best not to fall.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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I'm not falling for it
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
The Fall of Man?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1 -
Failure is not an option, it's a choice.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
I make poor choices.
Edit: Wait ...
Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes
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The moon is out right now.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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How do you determine the top ranking egalitarian?
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Smoking, now.
A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.
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Just took a dump. I made that.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Ant smuggling is up.
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Cow tipping is down.
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Cow prices are up.
Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?0 -
The last one gave me a deal 👀
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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You might not be the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope that guy doesn't die.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis10 -
Silly Putty, originally known as Nutty Putty, was invented as a rubber substitute during WWII and was later remarketed as a children's toy. It becomes conductive when infused with Graphene, when it becomes known as G-putty.
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I am addicted to the gorillas on Facebook telling jokes.
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@Amos_Umwhat said:
Cow tipping is down.Explains the price of a milkshake
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Smoked my first cigar in a week
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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