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It all depends on your desired level of marital harmony.
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@d_blades said:
So it finally happened this morning, the wife asks, how many pipes do you have? I just said several but I don't think that's gonna hold up for long. What tactic should I take next time?>
Tell her pipes are like women's shoes but last indefinitely, smell better and are a lot cheaper.7 -
"This household is egalitarian, yes?"
Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes
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@Hawks said:
"This household is egalitarian, yes?"🤣
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain0 -
Hawks, that's great. You know full well equality means she gets to have whatever you have, and you get to have whatever, you know, YOU have. Thus it has ever been.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain3 -
@Amos_Umwhat said:
Hawks, that's great. You know full well equality means she gets to have whatever you have, and you get to have whatever, you know, YOU have. Thus it has ever been.Lol, so, would she like to try a nice Virginia? Perhaps a mild vanilla aromatic? Mi casa es su casa.
If our standard of living is maintained and our hobbies don't cause any detriment, let's let sleeping dogs lay. YMMV. 🤷♂️Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes
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@Hawks said:
@Amos_Umwhat said:
Hawks, that's great. You know full well equality means she gets to have whatever you have, and you get to have whatever, you know, YOU have. Thus it has ever been.Lol, so, would she like to try a nice Virginia? Perhaps a mild vanilla aromatic? Mi casa es su casa.
If our standard of living is maintained and our hobbies don't cause any detriment, let's let sleeping dogs lay. YMMV. 🤷♂️>
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Develop a hearing and memory impairment. All else fails deflect and deny. Last resort new wife. However, cheaper to keep her. 😜🤪😂
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I got asked a similar question about cigars a few years ago. I asked her to take a walk with me. We went to HER closet and without saying anything I looked at shoes, purses, clothes, then we went to HER bathroom, where I looked at all the makeup and hair care products, then I motioned her outside where I looked at HER vehicle that was 10 years newer than mine.
All this without saying a word.
And I haven’t heard a word since.If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Thinking back, I remember my second wife, couldn't count fishing rods as long as they were black. Only problem was a new color rod inevitably lead to "conversation". Considering the pipe she commented about liking, was a Country Gentleman, new but identical to the one Ive been smoking for months. Think I'll just consider it as something that won't require her to inquire further. That and her closet is basically two bedrooms.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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@Rdp77 said:
I got asked a similar question about cigars a few years ago. I asked her to take a walk with me. We went to HER closet and without saying anything I looked at shoes, purses, clothes, then we went to HER bathroom, where I looked at all the makeup and hair care products, then I motioned her outside where I looked at HER vehicle that was 10 years newer than mine.
All this without saying a word.
And I haven’t heard a word since.Like a Boss!
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@memento_mori said:
Develop a hearing and memory impairment. All else fails deflect and deny. Last resort new wife. However, cheaper to keep her. 😜🤪😂I have those, doesn't help
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Had a situation just yesterday at Corona in Orlando! Usually, the wife gets a table out front, while I shop. No tables available, so instead of going to car, she came in with me! She had fun picking out cigars for me, until we got to checkout! She left when the total was at 500, with 10 cigars left to ring up! She found a table, ordered her wine and my expresso. She asked what the total was when I joined her! I told her “almost as much as you spend on the dogs bills every month!” Enjoyed our drinks and my cigar without another word! Love my wife, and my dogs!
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Is it a vacation when you are retired Charlie
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@d_blades said:
So it finally happened this morning, the wife asks, how many pipes do you have? I just said several but I don't think that's gonna hold up for long. What tactic should I take next time?Mail them to yourself and tell her you won the quarterly lottery! It won't hold up forever but it'll last awhile.
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So, how many DO you have?
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Grab your crotch and exclaim, "I have this 14-in one, and that's all you need." *
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