Things I wish I didn't learn on vHerf...
1. What Ricky would do in front of the mirror as a kid.
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Buffalo Bill ( you just had to be there)
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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😂😂😂
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Ricky, when he had hair?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis7 -
Gotta drop this one here...
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- Ricky’s bunghole to fingernail ratio preference.
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@MrShrek said:
2. Ricky’s bunghole to fingernail ratio preference.Sure hope you didn't get a demonstration
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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He said he didn't like 2 in.
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.4 -
Not on the vHerf but I'll never see these cigars the same way.... smoking Franks rocket......
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Overpriced
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Well, yeah, but I think you missed the point of the joke...
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
I got it.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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I learned what @Patrickbrick wears to the beach.
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.10 -
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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My bad fellas lol
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Asked AI what to do if you drop your cigar in urinal. Apparently, AI don’t smoke cigars 😜
Assessing the Damage
Immediate Steps
Retrieve the Cigar: Quickly pick it up to minimize exposure.Rinse: Rinse the cigar under clean water to remove contaminants.
Dry: Pat it gently with a clean cloth or paper towel to remove excess moisture.
Condition Check
Inspect: Look for visible damage or signs of mold. If the wrapper is torn or the tobacco feels excessively damp, it’s best to discard it.Smell Test: If it has an unpleasant odor, it’s likely not safe to smoke.
Cleaning and Reconditioning
Cleaning Process
Disinfect: Use a high-proof alcohol (like 151-proof) to clean the cigar. This can help eliminate germs.Air Dry: Allow the cigar to air dry in a well-ventilated area, avoiding direct heat sources.
Reconditioning
Humidity: If the cigar appears salvageable, place it in a humidor or a sealed container with a humidity source to restore moisture gradually.Monitor: Check the humidity levels and ensure it doesn’t become overly moist.
Smoking Considerations
Expect Changes
Flavor and Burn: Be prepared for altered flavor and burn characteristics. The cigar may not smoke as well as before.Health Risks: Smoking a contaminated cigar can pose health risks. If in doubt, it’s safer to choose a fresh cigar.
Final Decision
If the cigar shows signs of significant damage or contamination, it’s advisable to discard it and opt for a new one for a better smoking experience.6 -
Be prepared for altered flavor and burn characteristics. Lol.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Or, you can just say fuçk it and put that pee pee puby cigar right in your mouth.
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.6 -
Just leave it, might be an unhoused person that needs a smoke.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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@d_blades said:
Just leave it, might be an unhoused person that needs a smoke.What if you were the one who put it there in the first place?
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0
