2026 Masters Fantasy League

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  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 11

    Am I the only one who didn’t pick a türd? Yall don’t know golf like me.

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,326 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:
    Am I the only one who didn’t pick a türd? Yall don’t know golf like me.

    You really know how to pick a winner

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 11

    Beginning of the day adjusted standings

    Old
    Tyler -8 (Bryson +6, Reed -6)
    Pete -8
    John -5 (Bryson +6, Burns -6)
    Randy -4 (Bryson +6, Reed -6)
    Sherm -4 (Bryson +6, Reed -6)
    Frank +2 (Bryson +6, Brooks -2)
    Glenn: can't read or write

    New
    Tyler -20
    John -17
    Randy -16
    Sherm -16
    Pete -8
    Frank -7
    Glenn: still can't read or write

    I got to say that you guys are goofy for doing the same thing as Tyler. Hard to catch him when you have all the same guys.

    Randy will keep Tom McKibben's score.

    I'm going to catch you for top five, Pete! 😂

    edit: I double-checked my math and made an adjustment to my own score haha!

    Post edited by Itsfine on
    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,326 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Itsfine said:
    Beginning of the day adjusted standings

    Old
    Tyler -8 (Bryson +6, Reed -6)
    Pete -8
    John -5 (Bryson +6, Burns -6)
    Randy -4 (Bryson +6, Reed -6)
    Sherm -4 (Bryson +6, Reed -6)
    Frank +2 (Bryson +6, Brooks -2)
    Glenn: can't read or write

    New
    Tyler -20
    John -17
    Randy -16
    Sherm -16
    Pete -8
    Frank -7
    Glenn: still can't read or write

    I calculated:

    Sherm -17
    Tyler. -21

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Itsfine

    You probably will and I’ll probably finish last. But I played a clean round. No mulligans, like my real golf game. But I get it, 18 foot putt…. Take is as a gimme…. You were close enough. I guess my game doesn’t need help.

  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 11

    @IndustMech said:

    @Itsfine said:
    Beginning of the day adjusted standings

    Old
    Tyler -8 (Bryson +6, Reed -6)
    Pete -8
    John -5 (Bryson +6, Burns -6)
    Randy -4 (Bryson +6, Reed -6)
    Sherm -4 (Bryson +6, Reed -6)
    Frank +2 (Bryson +6, Brooks -2)
    Glenn: can't read or write

    New
    Tyler -20
    John -17
    Randy -16
    Sherm -16
    Pete -8
    Frank -7
    Glenn: still can't read or write

    I calculated:

    Sherm -17
    Tyler. -21

    All right let's just make this legit. Here's what I have. Let me know if there are any mistakes.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 11

    @Vision said:
    @Itsfine

    You probably will and I’ll probably finish last. But I played a clean round. No mulligans, like my real golf game. But I get it, 18 foot putt…. Take is as a gimme…. You were close enough. I guess my game doesn’t need help.

    What a candyass statement.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This is the first time that I've used the forum on the computer (to paste that table). This is pretty cool!

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭✭✭

    🧌

  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    live leaderboard

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    oh and as the defacto commish, I am ruling that Randy's use of Cam Young in the Champions slot is valid since nobody caught it before the start of the tournament. No **** and complaining from the peanut gallery. I completely fault @MrShrek for this lack of oversight and control.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,687 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Lol, I was hoping he wouldn't make the cut and I could mulligan him but the whole damn ship was sinking and only one mulligan

    A little dirt never hurt
  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 11

    Final through 3 rounds. Pretty much a 2 man race. Interesting that if it ended today, John would be the winner with the 5 point bonus for picking the winner.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Slow down there gun smoke. Reed and Aberg are going to fall apart. Rahm is going to shoot 5 under and Fleetwood is going to pour it on.

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,326 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:
    Slow down there gun smoke. Reed and Aberg are going to fall apart. Rahm is going to shoot 5 under and Fleetwood is going to pour it on.

    Thanks Pete

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • DirtyJinx(1)
    DirtyJinx(1) Posts: 68 ✭✭✭✭

    Not only do I not want Rory to win, if I lose this because Rose threw I’ll be extra upset

    The Man On The Middle Cross Said I Could Come
    Never Attribute To Malice What Can Be Attributed To Incompetence

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭✭✭

    🍆

  • DirtyJinx(1)
    DirtyJinx(1) Posts: 68 ✭✭✭✭

    I think John has it now anyways regardless

    The Man On The Middle Cross Said I Could Come
    Never Attribute To Malice What Can Be Attributed To Incompetence

  • DirtyJinx(1)
    DirtyJinx(1) Posts: 68 ✭✭✭✭

    Early congrats John!

    The Man On The Middle Cross Said I Could Come
    Never Attribute To Malice What Can Be Attributed To Incompetence

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,326 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thanks for the contest Glenn/Frank

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 12

    It's offical. Congratulations @IndustMech on the big win!

    Tyler tried to get extra skin in the game by picking a winner not in his 5. Who would you have picked out of your top 5 before the tournament, @DirtyJinx(1)?

    Glenn @MrShrek still can't read or write.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Incidentally, I think that the perfect bracket would have been:

    Past Champ: Scheffler (-11)
    American: Henley or Young (-10)
    International: Hatton (-10)
    Rookie: Gotterup or Stevens or Brennan (-2)
    Wildcard: McIlroy (-12)

    Low Am: Fang or Herrington (3 point bonus)
    Winner: McIlroy (5 point bonus)

    Total: -53

    There are varying combos of putting these players in different slots.

    Thanks for running this contest, Glenn :lol:

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    One more: Pete woulda tied for second had there been no mulligans. Of course, if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    i also wonder if @ScotchnSmoke gets a notification every time i post something, since my signature block mentions him.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • MrShrek
    MrShrek Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Great leaders are defined by their ability to identify, attract, and unite talented individuals around a shared vision, often prioritizing people over process. They empower others by fostering trust, sharing the spotlight, and creating inclusive environments where members feel seen and capable of thriving.

    When I brought this idea to a few key members it was to lay that ground work before its launch, I knew each of you would be a pivotal part of its success.

    @dirtdude you were the 1 that hit the “unexpected patron” from the field. Thanks for joining in on the fun more than I did!

    Then there’s our dear Francis was the best placed team member of them all. @Itsfine ‘s attention to detail, wealth of knowledge and a moderate selection of cigars to keep him company. When all of that combines with a strong amount of government funded free time, he delivered better than Jim Nantz! Our hats off to you sir.

    @Vision has the eye to read a good setup for a pun or quip sharper than all the pros. I guess it’s easy to have that kind of short game when you share umbrellas with the famous Master gnome.

    @rsherman24 being the confident and consistent player of the field landing in the middle of the fairway. Your quiet nature is a tradition unlike any other.

    @DirtyJinx(1) aside from dropping the median age of the group down like your name was Mason Howell, you too are just as in to it as Frank.

    @IndustMech, someone had to show us all what winning with grace and maturity looks like. Congratulations on a job well done.

  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,687 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited 2:03AM

    Great contest Glenn/Frank, congrats John, next time I might read the rules first

    Edit; that was a helluva shot for Rory to get out of the timber on 18

    A little dirt never hurt
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 33,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    'Grats, John.

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  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Itsfine @DirtyJinx(1)

    I need this for my front yard…..