New Teacher!
beatnic
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A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasnt noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
The smart aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasnt noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
The smart aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
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Lol, needed that....0
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ROFL; good stuff0
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Haha that's awesome!0
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I just got yelled at for making too much noise in the barracks laughing! Thanks thats classic.0
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Yes, very funny. Got a good laugh from it.0
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I teach college at an inner city school. I just may try something like that!0
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wow this is classic lol, I actually read it to my wife who thought it was great too.0
