Kicked in the Crotch

Direwolf
Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
The maniac that is Jiunn ran up to me earlier today. I looked down and he threw a package at me. I looked down to see what it was and that's when he unleashed a kick right to the jewels. I fell to the ground screaming like a lil girl. Several minutes later as my eyes cleared and I the extreme pain subsided I seen just what he through at me.
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My fave with the JDN and the rest are awesome too. I'm really looking forward to trying the Romeo as it's totally new to me. Thank you Jiunn but next time go fo the shin please.
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  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    sweet dude. you got mi package. A little history of all those sticks for you Wolfie. They are all made out of leaves (that's where the term BOTL comes from). Knowlege is power. Simpleton
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Direwolf:
    The maniac that is Jiunn ran up to me earlier today. I looked down and he threw a package at me. I looked down to see what it was and that's when he unleashed a kick right to the jewels. I fell to the ground screaming like a lil girl. Several minutes later as my eyes cleared and I the extreme pain subsided I seen just what he through at me.
    image
    My fave with the JDN and the rest are awesome too. I'm really looking forward to trying the Romeo as it's totally new to me. Thank you Jiunn but next time go fo the shin please.

    Holy He11! That's more like a kick in the taint!! Jiunn ain't playing! Nice hit, wee man!
  • MVW67
    MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    Couldn't have happen to a better Brother! Ohh that Newb Jiunn (like the Month) is doing fine young "grasshopper"!! LMAO
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Way to go Jiunn, NAILED him! The Romeo is the newest release from them and is much fuller bodied. The Wolf howls from the taint shot bwahahaha!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
    Notice even in extreme pain my picture was pretty much clear. Gwasshoppa still has much to learn he does.
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Direwolf:
    Notice even in extreme pain my picture was pretty much clear. Gwasshoppa still has much to learn he does.
    Well you are using the Yukon Gold potatos and not Jiunn's Russet's... much better clarity and focus, plus the flash is brighter too
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Posts: 7,000 ✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Direwolf:
    Notice even in extreme pain my picture was pretty much clear. Gwasshoppa still has much to learn he does.
    Well you are using the Yukon Gold potatos and not Jiunn's Russet's... much better clarity and focus, plus the flash is brighter too
    LMAO......oh lord this is fun
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    catfishbluezz:
    90+ Irishman:
    Direwolf:
    Notice even in extreme pain my picture was pretty much clear. Gwasshoppa still has much to learn he does.
    Well you are using the Yukon Gold potatos and not Jiunn's Russet's... much better clarity and focus, plus the flash is brighter too
    LMAO......oh lord this is fun
    LOL what he said ^^^
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • bigfnsteve
    bigfnsteve Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭
    catfishbluezz:
    90+ Irishman:
    Direwolf:
    Notice even in extreme pain my picture was pretty much clear. Gwasshoppa still has much to learn he does.
    Well you are using the Yukon Gold potatos and not Jiunn's Russet's... much better clarity and focus, plus the flash is brighter too
    LMAO......oh lord this is fun
    OMG the Potato craze is official! Nice hit btw.. Why is it I picture Juinn as a midget running around punching people in the bawls
  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Posts: 7,000 ✭✭✭
    bigfnsteve:
    catfishbluezz:
    90+ Irishman:
    Direwolf:
    Notice even in extreme pain my picture was pretty much clear. Gwasshoppa still has much to learn he does.
    Well you are using the Yukon Gold potatos and not Jiunn's Russet's... much better clarity and focus, plus the flash is brighter too
    LMAO......oh lord this is fun
    OMG the Potato craze is official! Nice hit btw.. Why is it I picture Juinn as a midget running around punching people in the bawls
    Because you have. Sick twisted sense of humor steve lol.... I was thinking more the guy from hangover lol
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    for the last time, I eat RICE. NOT potatos/potaters/taters. Which Asian brother can back me up?? Oh wait, I'm one of the few Asians that like cigars that's right. And I'm from Missouri. I also punch balls like it ain't nobody's busnaaazz. I'm also asexual and a midget. I... I. I need a hug. group hug?
  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Posts: 7,000 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    for the last time, I eat RICE. NOT potatos/potaters/taters. Which Asian brother can back me up?? Oh wait, I'm one of the few Asians that like cigars that's right. And I'm from Missouri. I also punch balls like it ain't nobody's busnaaazz. I'm also asexual and a midget. I... I. I need a hug. group hug?
    Sorry....I've got bad knees bro, no hugs. But I love me some rice
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Direwolf:
    Notice even in extreme pain my picture was pretty much clear. Gwasshoppa still has much to learn he does.
    LOL, nice hit, Jiunn....those are some nice cigars you bombed Direwolf.

    And great picture Direwolf, - that looks good enough to print off and hang on the wall hahahah


    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
    catfishbluezz:
    bigfnsteve:
    catfishbluezz:
    90+ Irishman:
    Direwolf:
    Notice even in extreme pain my picture was pretty much clear. Gwasshoppa still has much to learn he does.
    Well you are using the Yukon Gold potatos and not Jiunn's Russet's... much better clarity and focus, plus the flash is brighter too
    LMAO......oh lord this is fun
    OMG the Potato craze is official! Nice hit btw.. Why is it I picture Juinn as a midget running around punching people in the bawls
    Because you have. Sick twisted sense of humor steve lol.... I was thinking more the guy from hangover lol


  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    for the last time, I eat RICE. NOT potatos/potaters/taters. Which Asian brother can back me up?? Oh wait, I'm one of the few Asians that like cigars that's right. And I'm from Missouri. I also punch balls like it ain't nobody's busnaaazz. I'm also asexual and a midget. I... I. I need a hug. group hug?
    Nice hit I love the dark corojo's and the San crysto's! But just FYI I'm a Asian cigar smoker so don't feel alone lol we can judo chop all the haters together.
    Money can't buy taste
  • lcpleel
    lcpleel Posts: 3,455 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    for the last time, I eat RICE. NOT potatos/potaters/taters. Which Asian brother can back me up?? Oh wait, I'm one of the few Asians that like cigars that's right. And I'm from Missouri. I also punch balls like it ain't nobody's busnaaazz. I'm also asexual and a midget. I... I. I need a hug. group hug?
    I like rice. Was based in fort lost in the woods. Am Asian. Like cigars. But I can't help you on the touching balls.... Nice hit.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lcpleel:
    jliu:
    for the last time, I eat RICE. NOT potatos/potaters/taters. Which Asian brother can back me up?? Oh wait, I'm one of the few Asians that like cigars that's right. And I'm from Missouri. I also punch balls like it ain't nobody's busnaaazz. I'm also asexual and a midget. I... I. I need a hug. group hug?
    I like rice. Was based in fort lost in the woods. Am Asian. Like cigars. But I can't help you on the touching balls.... Nice hit.
    I too am Asian ........... sort of.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    say what? No idea so many Asians like cigars. proved me wrong you nutter punchers. What is this "kind of" business? Are you a banana?
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    say what? No idea so many Asians like cigars. proved me wrong you nutter punchers. What is this "kind of" business? Are you a banana?
    LOL..... Filipino "Islander"
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    jliu:
    say what? No idea so many Asians like cigars. proved me wrong you nutter punchers. What is this "kind of" business? Are you a banana?
    LOL..... Filipino "Islander"
    I've seen your lily white face Daniel.... maybe Filipino Albino more like it ;)
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    say what? No idea so many Asians like cigars. proved me wrong you nutter punchers. What is this "kind of" business? Are you a banana?
    Lmfao I'm a over ripe banana! South Korean but grew up in Philly
    Money can't buy taste
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    danielzreyes:
    jliu:
    say what? No idea so many Asians like cigars. proved me wrong you nutter punchers. What is this "kind of" business? Are you a banana?
    LOL..... Filipino "Islander"
    I've seen your lily white face Daniel.... maybe Filipino Albino more like it ;)
    Umm diff Daniel maybe? My face is tanning just by looking at this comp monitor.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • bigfnsteve
    bigfnsteve Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭
    catfishbluezz:
    bigfnsteve:
    catfishbluezz:
    90+ Irishman:
    Direwolf:
    Notice even in extreme pain my picture was pretty much clear. Gwasshoppa still has much to learn he does.
    Well you are using the Yukon Gold potatos and not Jiunn's Russet's... much better clarity and focus, plus the flash is brighter too
    LMAO......oh lord this is fun
    OMG the Potato craze is official! Nice hit btw.. Why is it I picture Juinn as a midget running around punching people in the bawls
    Because you have. Sick twisted sense of humor steve lol.... I was thinking more the guy from hangover lol

    HAHAHAHAHHA PERFECT!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_EqxugeUM
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    hahaha. i love this movie. toodalooo motha f'ckuuhhsss. Daniel - I love crispy pata.
  • *Petey*
    *Petey* Posts: 375 ✭
    jliu:
    hahaha. i love this movie. toodalooo motha f'ckuuhhsss. Daniel - I love crispy pata.
    Great movie, but this is so not Jiunn. Well maybe the unpredictable part . . . . but Think WAY more Missouri fellas. hahahaha
  • bigfnsteve
    bigfnsteve Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭
    *Petey*:
    jliu:
    hahaha. i love this movie. toodalooo motha f'ckuuhhsss. Daniel - I love crispy pata.
    Great movie, but this is so not Jiunn. Well maybe the unpredictable part . . . . but Think WAY more Missouri fellas. hahahaha
    Fine- Replace Jesus with Juinn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW1bO__nuDI
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    I think Boyd just called me fat. I'm not fat. Just big boned ok? Dude Steve, you're missing the mark. First you think I'm this super fob and then you go full on hillbilly on me. You know who's met me? Oh wait, I can't tell you. But he's in Washington too.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    He's on CCOM forums
  • bigfnsteve
    bigfnsteve Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    He's on CCOM forums
    I know you herfed with Rudy. I have too.. solid dude and pretty funny. albiet he lives i BFE.
    And Juinn... Fine. A midget,fob who runs around in a tuxedo t shirt punching people in the bawls works for me!
  • *Petey*
    *Petey* Posts: 375 ✭
    jliu:
    I think Boyd just called me fat. I'm not fat. Just big boned ok?
    LOL, since when does Missouri = fat? I was going for Middle America vibe thats all. I'm confused. No Jiunn's a big dude, but not fat big.

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