Am I the only one?

IONTC
IONTC Posts: 172
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I am such a Klutz. More than once I've dropped a cigar that I've been enjoying and the wrapper unravels. Make me feel better here people and tell me I'm not alone.

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  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Posts: 7,000 ✭✭✭
    I prefer not to think about that....
  • j0z3r
    j0z3r Posts: 9,397 ✭✭✭
    When Oliva originally launched the Nub line, I purchased a fiver of the Cameroon torpedos as I was huge on Cameroon wrappers at the time. I was getting ready to enjoy one on a fine afternoon and as I was about to get settled I dropped the cigar right on the point...the wrapper essentially exploded off the cigar as it hit the patio. So yeah, I've had that happen a time or twenty.
  • Smokindaddy
    Smokindaddy Posts: 1,107 ✭
    Happened to me on 4th of July
  • Krieg
    Krieg Posts: 5,208 ✭✭✭
    dropped a RP Vintage 90 while ago...it sucked.

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    had one fall on my big toe last weekend. still kinda burns.
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Shyt happens!! And more then I like to admit. But yes especially after some really good scotch or whiskey
    Money can't buy taste
  • MTuccelli
    MTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    had one fall on my big toe last weekend. still kinda burns.
    ROFLMFAOOO!!

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  • IONTC
    IONTC Posts: 172
    MTuccelli:
    jliu:
    had one fall on my big toe last weekend. still kinda burns.
    ROFLMFAOOO!!



    I have a friend this same thing happened too. He's now missing half a big toe. For serious dude.
  • MTuccelli
    MTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    IONTC:
    MTuccelli:
    jliu:
    had one fall on my big toe last weekend. still kinda burns.
    ROFLMFAOOO!!



    I have a friend this same thing happened too. He's now missing half a big toe. For serious dude.
    Sorry to hear that, is he OK now? I guess the proper thing for me to do was ask jiliu if he was Ok before I busted a gut.

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  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    you guys laugh at my burnt toe?! it is not easy wearing dress shoes in this ok?! funny thing is, I took a pic and was about to upload it on the forums. I didn't b/c it's kinda gross.
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    you guys laugh at my burnt toe?! it is not easy wearing dress shoes in this ok?! funny thing is, I took a pic and was about to upload it on the forums. I didn't b/c it's kinda gross.
    If you take a artsy one we won't be able to tell how gross it is
    Money can't buy taste
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    MTuccelli:
    IONTC:
    MTuccelli:
    jliu:
    had one fall on my big toe last weekend. still kinda burns.
    ROFLMFAOOO!!



    I have a friend this same thing happened too. He's now missing half a big toe. For serious dude.
    Sorry to hear that, is he OK now? I guess the proper thing for me to do was ask jiliu if he was Ok before I busted a gut.

    it hurts more now
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    I dropped a MoW PA camping about 3 weeks ago in the dirt. Only was about 1/2 way through. So bummed as that was the last stick I brought with me.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've dropped cigars before I get the chance to light it up.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Does it go something like this?

    Oops! No, No, No! Crap! *dust* *wipe* *dust* Crap!

    Nope. I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Never happens to me.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

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  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience:
    Does it go something like this?

    Oops! No, No, No! Crap! *dust* *wipe* *dust* Crap!

    Nope. I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Never happens to me.
    hahaha....yes i too have certainly never ever clumsily dropped a cigar and either had the wrapper crack or ash fall off to the point where it needs re-lit. image

    no idea what you guys are talking about....never happened to me
    image

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  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭✭
    Dropped a Virtue, killed it. Dropped a 5-Vegas the other day, dinged the tip so I smoked it, no problems.
    jliu:
    had one fall on my big toe last weekend. still kinda burns.
    Were you going poopie at the time?
  • ShotgunJohn
    ShotgunJohn Posts: 1,545 ✭✭
    I was walking past my Macaw Phil's cage and was holding a 5 Vegas classic with the need point torpedo. I was trying to prevent my son from petting Phil and getting bitten, when Phil bit the top of the cigar off and ripped it down.
    He actually ate the tobacco and was subdued and buzzed for about 3 hours, serves him right. This was far worse than the times I have dropped a stick.
  • j0z3r
    j0z3r Posts: 9,397 ✭✭✭
    ShotgunJohn:
    I was walking past my Macaw Phil's cage and was holding a 5 Vegas classic with the need point torpedo. I was trying to prevent my son from petting Phil and getting bitten, when Phil bit the top of the cigar off and ripped it down.
    He actually ate the tobacco and was subdued and buzzed for about 3 hours, serves him right. This was far worse than the times I have dropped a stick.
    I'm sure that sucked for you, but I think it's hilarious.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    The3Stogies:
    Dropped a Virtue, killed it. Dropped a 5-Vegas the other day, dinged the tip so I smoked it, no problems.
    jliu:
    had one fall on my big toe last weekend. still kinda burns.
    Were you going poopie at the time?
    no dookie. it was just a nice weekend afternoon. it's still has a bunch of puss. I have to take off my dress shoes at work.
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm surprised there aren't more 2nd-3rd degree burn accidents ... I dropped a RP edge as I was going out the door and it completely exploded. Knocked em out of the ash tray a few times. I accidently ashed on my arm and left a blister, ouch! I can only imagine dropping the actual cigar on yourself.

    PS, I want to see the toe
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 10,027 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No fun at all! My worst was setting a cigar down while chopping some wood for a campfire, it was nearly dark, went to pick it up, dropped it, picked it back up and stuck the lit end right in my mouth. Oh, and yes, I was drinking, which helped the burn considerably. Apply liberal (or is it socialist) amounts of beer immediately!
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  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guess I'm not the only one who's a klutz. Did it just the other day but luckily just the fire went flying.
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭✭
    Thread has gone from drops to burns so I'll fess up. When I was a kid I took one of my Dad's cigars and was smoking it in the bathroom. Mother knocks on the door, to see what's taking so long, so I shoved the cigar into the tiolet between my legs. Done this with cigarettes, no problem, but the cigar being larger made contact with the cherry right on the tip of my johnson.

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