Four words I hate hearing!

New_Boots
New_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
in Non Cigar Related
I. Want. To. Redecorate.

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  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    New Boots:
    I. Want. To. Redecorate.
    I have a headache?
    The kids are awake?
    I wish you'd wash. LOL!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • New_Boots
    New_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    Uh, for that last one....please tell me were talking about dishes!
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience:
    New Boots:
    I. Want. To. Redecorate.
    I have a headache?
    The kids are awake?
    I wish you'd wash. LOL!
    We have had better....... Are you done all ready....... Don't get mad,but..... Are those more cigars??
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • dennisking
    dennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    Hey honey, I'm pregnant
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dennisking:
    Hey honey, I'm pregnant
    Ok, you win! ROFL!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dennisking:
    Hey honey, I'm pregnant
    Good news, it's twins.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We need to talk....
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We're out of bourbon.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We're out of nachos
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • New_Boots
    New_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    We're out of nachos
    Not the NACHOS!
  • bwcarter54
    bwcarter54 Posts: 142
    Honey, I got fired.
  • JSaint
    JSaint Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭
    A new game has been invented! I am leaving you, I love you....but, is that more beer?
    "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her." -Ricky
  • phobicsquirrel
    phobicsquirrel Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭
    dennisking:
    Hey honey, I'm pregnant
    Yeah that would be horrible for me to hear .... (yes I'm one who isn't into kids all that much)
  • New_Boots
    New_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    hey guys, watch this!
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    New Boots:
    hey guys, watch this!
    If it's coming from someone else, I love hearing that. It means something very funny is about to happen.
    And I'm pretty sure I want to be filming it.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    dennisking:
    Hey honey, I'm pregnant
    And it's not yours. 
    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Your old girlfriend called...
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?
  • Sasquatch
    Sasquatch Posts: 307 ✭✭✭
    "Here hold my beer"

    Usually followed by "Ya'll watch this."
  • JSaint
    JSaint Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭
    Your breath is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad......GIVE ME THE MONEY.....
    "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her." -Ricky
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sorry about the car
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mold? No that's plume.

    (Because I know the difference and it's either someone who's lying to me or someone who doesn't know what they're talkin' about.)
  • Ken_Light
    Ken_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    What did you order????
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • New_Boots
    New_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    You don't need more
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Does it get bigger?
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • Mandobro
    Mandobro Posts: 25
    Is it in, yet? Mom's coming this weekend. We're on a diet.
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    do whatever you want...or the one in my house thats stops me in my track.....nothings wrong dont worry..
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza:
    Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?
    Jim, can you count?

    Sorry big guy, I know your counting skills were taught by Mr. Sleeve but in this case 4 is really 4.
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    twistedstem:
    Does it get bigger?
    Lolol!!!

    Do me a favor...
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Worst four words ever to hear from a woman... "Is it in yet?"
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."

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