Meet my newest bestest friend - Rocky Patel Chairman Lighter

rad1964
rad1964 Posts: 190 ✭✭
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I could only view small pictures on the web regarding this item. It seemed like a great idea in theory... A lighter for cigars with an attached tube to hold a cigar. I looked - I squinted - I studied
I then did a web search for best price (gotta look on eBay too), took into account shipping charges et all. I couldn't really locate a lot of places that were selling these. What I found was about $120 and I have NEVER ever ever paid even close to that for a lighter. Bics rock. But here I am a bada** cigar smoker now and I need a lighter to show those muffins I call friends what a real MANS lighter looks like (I am cracking myself up writing this - lol)
I managed to find one for... $70.
So without further adou: My Rocky Patel Chairman Lighter.
Rocky Patel Chairman Lighter

Rocky Patel Chairman Lighter

Rocky Patel Chairman Lighter

Rocky Patel Chairman Lighter

Rocky Patel Chairman Lighter

The tube portion holds the lighter on one end. If you pull down on the tube it will expand. If you remove the lighter you can unscrew a cap on the other side and use it to seal up the tube on its own.

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  • kingjk729
    kingjk729 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭
    Thats pretty Rad ...... Rad ........ nice score well worth it
  • Krieg
    Krieg Posts: 5,208 ✭✭✭
    Damn, that thing is huge, you can beat someone's ass with that thing.

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • Jdorais
    Jdorais Posts: 652 ✭
    they were giving those away via raffle at the RP event in san mateo a few months ago. I totally wanted to win it, but didn't. Dam. So jealous.
  • phobicsquirrel
    phobicsquirrel Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭
    nice man
  • TheShaun
    TheShaun Posts: 425 ✭
    Krieg:
    Damn, that thing is huge, you can beat someone's ass with that thing.
    Ewwwww!
  • gmill880
    gmill880 Posts: 5,936 ✭✭
    SWEET ...
  • laker1963
    laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    TheShaun:
    Krieg:
    Damn, that thing is huge, you can beat someone's ass with that thing.
    Ewwwww!
    Yeah, what he said, ewwwwwww.
  • Sol1821
    Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    its a light saba:p
  • Matt Marvel
    Matt Marvel Posts: 928 ✭
    That is pretty damn sweet. It looks like you got a pretty good deal on it as well.
  • phobicsquirrel
    phobicsquirrel Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭
    laker1963:
    TheShaun:
    Krieg:
    Damn, that thing is huge, you can beat someone's ass with that thing.
    Ewwwww!
    Yeah, what he said, ewwwwwww.
    it depends on what/who's ass we are talking about.
  • laker1963
    laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    phobicsquirrel:
    laker1963:
    TheShaun:
    Krieg:
    Damn, that thing is huge, you can beat someone's ass with that thing.
    Ewwwww!
    Yeah, what he said, ewwwwwww.
    it depends on what/who's ass we are talking about.
    Yeah, I sure hope that Duty is looking after that little fella properly :)
  • Russ55
    Russ55 Posts: 2,762 ✭✭✭
    It really does look like a light saber. Grats on the purchase.
  • manji
    manji Posts: 28
    That's very nice. All it's missing is a built in punch.
    Congrats on the score.
  • rad1964
    rad1964 Posts: 190 ✭✭
    manji:
    That's very nice. All it's missing is a built in punch. Congrats on the score.
    Oh did I forget to mention the built-in punch? Located on the underside of the lighter.

    The tube itself is so heavy duty I am positive it would hurt someone if they got hit with it. The quality is top notch.

  • Lasabar
    Lasabar Posts: 4,464 ✭✭✭
    Sooooo.... how many days until Rad is looking for this and the bathroom door is locked and the wife is moaning... and he STILL has to use a Bic...
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lasabar:
    Sooooo.... how many days until Rad is looking for this and the bathroom door is locked and the wife is moaning... and he STILL has to use a Bic...
    I was thinking the same damn thing.
  • Lasabar
    Lasabar Posts: 4,464 ✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    Lasabar:
    Sooooo.... how many days until Rad is looking for this and the bathroom door is locked and the wife is moaning... and he STILL has to use a Bic...
    I was thinking the same damn thing.
    Just wait till she gets a lip caught in that punch.... then he'll get it back!
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lasabar:
    jsnake:
    Lasabar:
    Sooooo.... how many days until Rad is looking for this and the bathroom door is locked and the wife is moaning... and he STILL has to use a Bic...
    I was thinking the same damn thing.
    Just wait till she gets a lip caught in that punch.... then he'll get it back!
    That ain't right but man is that funny!! I didn't think it through like you did.
  • TheShaun
    TheShaun Posts: 425 ✭
    Lasabar:
    jsnake:
    Lasabar:
    Sooooo.... how many days until Rad is looking for this and the bathroom door is locked and the wife is moaning... and he STILL has to use a Bic...
    I was thinking the same damn thing.
    Just wait till she gets a lip caught in that punch.... then he'll get it back!
    O_0
  • rad1964
    rad1964 Posts: 190 ✭✭
    A 5 Star compromising situation! imageimageimageimageimage

    Gimme back my bullet(s) —Lynyrd Skynyrd

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