KFC

danielzreyes
danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Wow! I mean just wow. After a few puffs, I had to find out what was making this cigar so tasty. So ...... I couldn't help my self.
"Joe, can I borrow your knife for a sec?"...

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well there's the answer ..... pipe tobacco, or whatever it is.

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"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR

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  • AshMe
    AshMe Posts: 318 ✭
    Just when I thought I've seen it all, you guys amaze me again! lol Never heard of anyone tearing open a cigar in the middle of smoking it because it was tasty! lol. usually you wanna keep going!
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  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 9,038 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My guess is dzr did not really like this stick. But he's cut up Padron Anniversaries too, so I could be wrong.
  • WaltBasil
    WaltBasil Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    Yeah, don't send this guy a Behike or anything!
  • New_Boots
    New_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    I tried one of those...tasted like despair and depravity.
  • thedjfish@comcast.net
    thedjfish@comcast.net Posts: 1,692 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Wow! I mean just wow. After a few puffs, I had to find out what was making this cigar so tasty. So ...... I couldn't help my self.
    "Joe, can I borrow your knife for a sec?"...

    photo CBE47D65-orig.jpg

    well there's the answer ..... pipe tobacco, or whatever it is.

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    see i said it sucked balls kuya but you had to go and get lit!
  • ejgorman
    ejgorman Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭
    Honestly, I thought it smelled like balls. Got it in one of my COTMCs and it came double bagged and labeled "keep separate." Fired it up just to prevent it from contaminating my other cigars. I didn't think it tasted that bad...certainly not as overpowering as it smelled, but I wouldn't buy another.
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  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why is it when ever someone posts "KFC", I get hungry for chicken?
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  • ejgorman
    ejgorman Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭
    0patience:
    Why is it when ever someone posts "KFC", I get hungry for chicken?
    Because you've been mindfucked by the Colonel?
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  • thedjfish@comcast.net
    thedjfish@comcast.net Posts: 1,692 ✭✭✭
    ejgorman:
    0patience:
    Why is it when ever someone posts "KFC", I get hungry for chicken?
    Because you've been mindfucked by the Colonel?
    mmmm....chicken!
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What the hell kind of cigar has pipe tobacco in it?!?!
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • thedjfish@comcast.net
    thedjfish@comcast.net Posts: 1,692 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    What the hell kind of cigar has pipe tobacco in it?!?!
    all those fire cured crap floating around these days,they running out of stuff to make, just keep real and simple no need to cross lines from cigar to pipe to cigarette and back,
    thank god i talked to pete johnson and he said never will he do that.
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    One more reason I will never buy anything de
    Money can't buy taste
  • thedjfish@comcast.net
    thedjfish@comcast.net Posts: 1,692 ✭✭✭
    Lee.mcglynn:
    One more reason I will never buy anything de
    agreed wont touch anything from DE to smoke for myself
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 9,038 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ejgorman:
    Honestly, I thought it smelled like balls. Got it in one of my COTMCs and it came double bagged and labeled "keep separate." Fired it up just to prevent it from contaminating my other cigars. I didn't think it tasted that bad...certainly not as overpowering as it smelled, but I wouldn't buy another.
    I have a Spectre that I just can't pull the trigger on because of the smell. Can't do it.
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    What the hell kind of cigar has pipe tobacco in it?!?!
    This and ajf spectre have latakia, that black smokey leaf. I think the leccia black had a flue cured leaf. I like the leccia a lot, not quite as good as the white though. You convinced me to never try this one. Ive only heard terrible stuff about it.
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  • rzaman
    rzaman Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭
    Not for me. Took few puffs and threw it away.
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rzaman:
    Not for me. Took few puffs and threw it away.
    Same here, i was really bad.
  • wwhwang
    wwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    Just out of curiousity, was it the flavors that were completely off? I've had the Specter so far and it was good. Not used to pipe tobacco in cigars, but I still enjoyed it.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm not a pipe smoker but that's what it smelled like, pre light. When I lit it, everyone at the herf said the smoke smelld like pipe tobacco. To me there is "eh it's aiiight" there's "meh" there's "oh man no way" and then of course the KFC.

    What was funny was I would keep clipping the tip and force all the guys at the herf to take a puff lol. Todd bandyt09's reaction was the best. ..... "where is Snickers (his dog) so I can lick his a$$ to get rid of this taste" Haha
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I bought a mazo of these when they were first released and have not gotten up the nerve to try one yet. We named our daughter Molly back in December, and they released a vitola called Fat Molly right after. I pre-ordered a mazo just for the name. Guess I have to try one so I can ditch them.

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  • wwhwang
    wwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Todd bandyt09's reaction was the best. ..... "where is Snickers (his dog) so I can lick his a$$ to get rid of this taste" Haha
    Wow. That bad? I guess I should count myself lucky. The worst I've ever had was notes of ancient newspaper clippings and pennies from an RP 1990.
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    wwhwang:
    danielzreyes:
    Todd bandyt09's reaction was the best. ..... "where is Snickers (his dog) so I can lick his a$$ to get rid of this taste" Haha
    Wow. That bad? I guess I should count myself lucky. The worst I've ever had was notes of ancient newspaper clippings and pennies from an RP 1990.
    Ancient newspaper clippings and pennies? A SIGNIFICANT upgrade over the KFC. I seriously cannot describe how bad it was. I almost wanted to drink a Coors just to UPGARDE the taste in my mouth and those that know me know I would NEVER EVER drink a Coors. I really think I throw up a bit in my mouth and that helped with the taste issue.

    Sorry for sugar coating this "review", I'll try better next time accurately describing my feelings towards a cigar.
  • Martel
    Martel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    bandyt09:
    wwhwang:
    danielzreyes:
    Todd bandyt09's reaction was the best. ..... "where is Snickers (his dog) so I can lick his a$$ to get rid of this taste" Haha
    Wow. That bad? I guess I should count myself lucky. The worst I've ever had was notes of ancient newspaper clippings and pennies from an RP 1990.
    Ancient newspaper clippings and pennies? A SIGNIFICANT upgrade over the KFC. I seriously cannot describe how bad it was. I almost wanted to drink a Coors just to UPGARDE the taste in my mouth and those that know me know I would NEVER EVER drink a Coors. I really think I throw up a bit in my mouth and that helped with the taste issue.

    Sorry for sugar coating this "review", I'll try better next time accurately describing my feelings towards a cigar.
    Hey now, the original banquet select isn't bad. But even Coors Light is better than this cigar.
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    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • Kush
    Kush Posts: 8
    wwhwang:
    Just out of curiousity, was it the flavors that were completely off? I've had the Specter so far and it was good. Not used to pipe tobacco in cigars, but I still enjoyed it.


    They smelled like a cold charcoal barbeque grill and they had the same taste. And for me the taste lasted well after the cigar was dead in a ditch.

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