Isom Monte #2

danielzreyes
danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
Is one of my favorite Cuban cigars. It is so good, I was dying to find out what was inside ...
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The short filler innards smelled like a type of kitchen cleaner. Costco brand I'm guessing. Good stuff. Can't wait to get my hands on a few boxes.
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"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
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  • Darktower007
    Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Is one of my favorite Cuban cigars. It is so good, I was dying to find out what was inside ...
    photo C46ABCCA-orig.jpg

    The short filler innards smelled like a type of kitchen cleaner. Costco brand I'm guessing. Good stuff. Can't wait to get my hands on a few boxes.
    photo B677770E-orig.jpg
    Good grief three massive stems?
  • Eulogy
    Eulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Now for the harder part of putting it back together...
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    its a shame what you did to a 2000 monte no 2.
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's actually pretty cool. Kind of an archaology of sorts.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WTF Why???
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,787 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nice surgery Daniel. I love the Monte #2. Looks a little better than the Padron
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    its a shame what you did to a 2000 monte no 2.
    try 1999
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • pelirrojo
    pelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    No carpet fibers or dog poo? Production is really slipping these days.
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    I know the answer! It's a "Reverse Wrap". I'll PM my addy to ya.
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kitchen cleaner? Dzr, please stop buying your cigars from that dude on the beach ;)

    did you find what you were looking for?
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was hoping for Unicorn locks or even Chupacabra nail clippings.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    I was hoping for Unicorn locks or even Chupacabra nail clippings.
    I believe those are reserved for the limitadas
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • AshMe
    AshMe Posts: 318
    Relax guys. Its a fake.
    "Do you smoke? Mind if I do?"  - Genie, in Aladdin. 
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    The short filler innards smelled like a type of kitchen cleaner. Costco brand I'm guessing. Good stuff.
    victor sinclair?

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    I was hoping for Unicorn locks or even Chupacabra nail clippings.
    Unicorn locks? Stop picking on the new girl............I do believe you owe her a stogie stand, in fact, a one of a kind Illusione stogie stand.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    bandyt09:
    danielzreyes:
    I was hoping for Unicorn locks or even Chupacabra nail clippings.
    Unicorn locks? Stop picking on the new girl............I do believe you owe her a stogie stand, in fact, a one of a kind Illusione stogie stand.
    dont forget glitter
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    bandyt09:
    danielzreyes:
    I was hoping for Unicorn locks or even Chupacabra nail clippings.
    Unicorn locks? Stop picking on the new girl............I do believe you owe her a stogie stand, in fact, a one of a kind Illusione stogie stand.
    dont forget glitter
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    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • No_one21
    No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    jliu:
    bandyt09:
    danielzreyes:
    I was hoping for Unicorn locks or even Chupacabra nail clippings.
    Unicorn locks? Stop picking on the new girl............I do believe you owe her a stogie stand, in fact, a one of a kind Illusione stogie stand.
    dont forget glitter
    photo 5D4B4984-orig.jpg
    Lipstick stand?
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    No_one21:
    Lipstick stand?
    so long as that lipstick is staining the end of a fine cigar... sure...
  • jbohon
    jbohon Posts: 980 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    jliu:
    bandyt09:
    danielzreyes:
    I was hoping for Unicorn locks or even Chupacabra nail clippings.
    Unicorn locks? Stop picking on the new girl............I do believe you owe her a stogie stand, in fact, a one of a kind Illusione stogie stand.
    dont forget glitter
    photo 5D4B4984-orig.jpg
    Oh man... That is fantastic. Does it have a mirror on the other side?


    “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f@$# with me, I’ll kill you all.” -Gen. James Mattis, USMC
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jbohon:
    danielzreyes:
    jliu:
    bandyt09:
    danielzreyes:
    I was hoping for Unicorn locks or even Chupacabra nail clippings.
    Unicorn locks? Stop picking on the new girl............I do believe you owe her a stogie stand, in fact, a one of a kind Illusione stogie stand.
    dont forget glitter
    photo 5D4B4984-orig.jpg
    Oh man... That is fantastic. Does it have a mirror on the other side?

    Maybe the glitter is hindering my view but I don't see no Illusione band.......What, you've got no Illusione band? Well I'll take care of that for you............incoming
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Todd knock it off. Don't make me show everyone your sausage.


    Also, I actually tried to make one not too long ago. As you can see when it was time to clear coat, I grabbed the wrong can.
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    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    hahaha. thats awesome
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Todd knock it off. Don't make me show everyone your sausage.


    Also, I actually tried to make one not too long ago. As you can see when it was time to clear coat, I grabbed the wrong can.
    photo 06143414-orig.jpg
    So, again you're saying, I NEED AN ILLUSIONE EPERNAY BAND. I hear you bro. It's coming, no worries.........
  • FireRob
    FireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    He tried but there is no stoping the 20ct
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FireRob:
    He tried but there is no stoping the 20ct
    It's funny that we still call it the "20 ct". If you see it in person ..... lets just say that if humis were Transformers, The "20ct" is definitely a f*ckin Decepticon.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    FireRob:
    He tried but there is no stoping the 20ct
    It's funny that we still call it the "20 ct". If you see it in person ..... lets just say that if humis were Transformers, The "20ct" is definitely a f*ckin Decepticon.
    What dzr is really trying to say is... bandy owns a bnm
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    danielzreyes:
    FireRob:
    He tried but there is no stoping the 20ct
    It's funny that we still call it the "20 ct". If you see it in person ..... lets just say that if humis were Transformers, The "20ct" is definitely a f*ckin Decepticon.
    What dzr is really trying to say is... bandy owns a bnm
    says the guy who owns Megatron
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bandyt09:
    danielzreyes:
    Todd knock it off. Don't make me show everyone your sausage.


    Also, I actually tried to make one not too long ago. As you can see when it was time to clear coat, I grabbed the wrong can.
    photo 06143414-orig.jpg
    So, again you're saying, I NEED AN ILLUSIONE EPERNAY BAND. I hear you bro. It's coming, no worries.........
    Good call Todd!! Do it!!!!
  • FireRob
    FireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    jliu:
    danielzreyes:
    FireRob:
    He tried but there is no stoping the 20ct
    It's funny that we still call it the "20 ct". If you see it in person ..... lets just say that if humis were Transformers, The "20ct" is definitely a f*ckin Decepticon.
    What dzr is really trying to say is... bandy owns a bnm
    says the guy who owns Megatron
    So does that mean mine is a GoBot? Wants to be a real transformer but let's all face it, it's really just a cheap knockoff that broke on the first day and 30 years later no one wants to make a movie about it that's for sure

    Anyone here even remember the GoBots??