Observations.... that make you go hmm?

dr_frankenstein56
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Ever see something that really makes you wonder? Makes you question... why do they do that or whats the point?

Observation number 1: Why does underware come in a resealable bag? Will my underware spoil if i leave the bag open? Will they be less fresh onces the bag is open?

Whats your observations of the day that make you go Hmmmm?

Aj
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  • Ken_Light
    Ken_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    So you can try them on and put them back or return them, of course. What, no one else does that? :D
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  • raisindot
    raisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Why does anything named Kardashian merit one nanosecond of public attention?
  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,086 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why children/wives of "celebrities" get TV shows, I will never understand this.
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  • Eulogy
    Eulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why wasn't this named "Things George Carlin Might of Thought About"
  • dr_frankenstein56
    dr_frankenstein56 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭
    This is good stuff.... keep it coming guys!
  • ShadowInTheMoon
    ShadowInTheMoon Posts: 507 ✭✭
    If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
    What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
    Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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  • First_Warrior
    First_Warrior Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bumb of the Week!!
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why does Hilary Clinton pee standing up? Hmmmm
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  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,086 ✭✭✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Why does Hilary Clinton pee standing up? Hmmmm
    This is the best!
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  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    If you're eating Chef Boyardee "X's and O's" and get three of one kind on your spoon, what exactly do you win?
    And, why the Hell is there always room for Jell-O?!?!?!
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Since 2008, technology throughout the world has progressed at an amazing rate...

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    except for this forum. 

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  • jlmarta
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    variant2:
    Since 2008, technology throughout the world has progressed at an amazing rate...

    <br> <br>

    except for this forum.



    If you're waiting for this forum to be brought into the current century then my advice to you is "Don't hold your breath"...... ??
  • Fritz_the_Cat
    Fritz_the_Cat Posts: 27 ✭
    In Disney cartoons.....if Pluto is a dog, what's Goofy?
  • ArmyS1Guy
    ArmyS1Guy Posts: 34
    Mars is populated entirely by robots. Lobsters are scorpion mermaids. How much time has to pass before grave robbing becomes archaeology?
  • clearlysuspect
    clearlysuspect Posts: 2,122 ✭✭✭✭
    Eulogy:
    Why wasn't this named "Things George Carlin Might of Thought About"
    This immediately came to mind!!! Love his questions on "hats" and "which hand to place on the Bible" when swearing in. You can really apply his logic to just about any of ceremonial things we do because it's all just stuff we made up at one point or another.
  • clearlysuspect
    clearlysuspect Posts: 2,122 ✭✭✭✭
    Fritz the Cat:
    In Disney cartoons.....if Pluto is a dog, what's Goofy?
    Why is Pluto the only main character animal in Mickey Mouse's group that doesn't talk??? Goofy is also a dog and so is Pete but they both talk.
  • 0patience
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    Why is it called the "Weekend" Blitz when it is only available on Thursday afternoon, Friday and Saturday?
    Shouldn't it be the "end of the week" Blitz?
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    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • dr_frankenstein56
    dr_frankenstein56 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭
    why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

    But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

    Aj
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dr_frankenstein56:
    why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

    But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

    Aj
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    doesn't make me go hmm so much ....
    but more like "wtf, this is bullsheet!"


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  • 90+_Irishman
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    Why is Rick surprised and upset every time I hit him still???
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  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dr_frankenstein56:
    why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

    But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

    Aj
    Leave it down next time you pee and see what happens then. ROFL!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why do they make the change return 1" deeper than your fingers can reach and sloped down so the coin is at the furthest point away from you?
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Eulogy
    Eulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why do people say "I'm not racist but..." and then say the most racist thing they can.
  • ArmyS1Guy
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  • wahooschock
    wahooschock Posts: 792 ✭✭✭
    Eulogy:
    Why do people say "I'm not racist but..." and then say the most racist thing they can.
    Im not racist I hate everyone equally until proven otherwise. This is the first place ive been that I dont feel im gonna cramp my middle finger lol. Back on topic Why do we have homeland security if we have national guard And border patrol?
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  • webmost
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    The ATM at my bank only dispenses twenties; but I can ask it to give me fourteen cents.
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  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    dr_frankenstein56:
    why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

    But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

    Aj
    Mind blown.....btw, don't mention this to the wife, she gets upset.
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    brianetz1:
    dr_frankenstein56:
    why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

    But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

    Aj
    Mind blown.....btw, don't mention this to the wife, she gets upset.

    The simple answer to this situation is for everyone in the home to always put the lid and seat down. This takes care of the 'equality' argument since whomever wants to use the toilet will have to raise either the lid or both. And it also solves the neatness/crudeness argument. To me, stepping into the bathroom and having to look at an open toilet is just gross. Show a little couth. Put everything down.... ??
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jlmarta:
    brianetz1:
    dr_frankenstein56:
    why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

    But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

    Aj
    Mind blown.....btw, don't mention this to the wife, she gets upset.

    The simple answer to this situation is for everyone in the home to always put the lid and seat down. This takes care of the 'equality' argument since whomever wants to use the toilet will have to raise either the lid or both. And it also solves the neatness/crudeness argument. To me, stepping into the bathroom and having to look at an open toilet is just gross. Show a little couth. Put everything down.... ??
    Pee in the yard like God intended. Solves everything.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)

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