Texas Alliance...Assemble **Target Confirmed**

Rain
Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
Let'**** someone. K? Thx.Winner is....
jsnake:
firetruckguy:
Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
Group of guys that get together to pet each others goats.
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  • firetruckguy
    firetruckguy Posts: 2,522 ✭✭✭
    Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Randy must be on the Reds Apple again

    My favorite cigar list here

  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Hmmmm, or should it be FTG and Sherm? So many options. Running crew? Running crew?! WHERE IS MY RUNNING CREW?!
  • No_one21
    No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Rain:
    Let'**** someone. K? Thx.Noone21 maybe?
    WTF? REST OF THE COUNTRY ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!!!!! lol
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    Rain:
    Hmmmm, or should it be FTG and Sherm? So many options. Running crew? Running crew?! WHERE IS MY RUNNING CREW?!
    Someone is dumb enough to be in your crew? Do you guys get together and smoke newports and drink reds?
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    No, they have standards.
  • No_one21
    No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    brianetz1:
    Rain:
    Hmmmm, or should it be FTG and Sherm? So many options. Running crew? Running crew?! WHERE IS MY RUNNING CREW?!
    Someone is dumb enough to be in your crew? Do you guys get together and smoke newports and drink reds?
    You're gonna take this sitting down Randy? Kick his ass!
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    I'm already sending him winnings, need to make my trip to the PO worth it.
  • FireRob
    FireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    Rain:
    Hmmmm, or should it be FTG and Sherm? So many options. Running crew? Running crew?! WHERE IS MY RUNNING CREW?!
    Two very good options right there that I am always willing to hit again
  • onestrangeone
    onestrangeone Posts: 2,441 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What did I miss this time, did someone insult the cheese thread or what?
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  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    Just remember, Davie Crocket was from Tennessee. Lol And he liked cheese.
    One God, One Truth
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    firetruckguy:
    Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
    Group of guys that get together to pet each others goats.
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    firetruckguy:
    Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
    Group of guys that get together to pet each others goats.
    I know you were looking to try other things...wish granted. Winner!
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    onestrangeone:
    What did I miss this time, did someone insult the cheese thread or what?
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    So that's where all the flat rate boxes went!! I had to stuff mine into a dirty sock. Postmaster hates me now.
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain:
    jsnake:
    firetruckguy:
    Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
    Group of guys that get together to pet each others goats.
    I know you were looking to try other things...wish granted. Winner!
    I didn't enter any contest. Stubble sent me a pic of a goat and a USPS receipt for my trouble.
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    That's that ol Southern Hospitality. I'll ship on Friday.image
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    Rain:
    jsnake:
    firetruckguy:
    Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
    Group of guys that get together to pet each others goats.
    I know you were looking to try other things...wish granted. Winner!
    I didn't enter any contest. Stubble sent me a pic of a goat and a USPS receipt for my trouble.
    That's not just "a" goat. That's Cherry....my favorite goat!!

    You were getting hit regardless, the timing was just fortuitous.
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    It's obvious he gives zero fu**s as to how goats feel.
  • FireRob
    FireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    I'll give some of my best goat tips and pointers.


    First, always wear your tall boots. This way you can tuck their hind legs in the boot tops and the goat can't get away.

    Second, have the goat face the edge of a cliff. They will constantly try to push them selfs back right into you. This way you don't have to do all the work and it seams like the goat is really into it

    Third, enjoy!
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    ...banhammer.
  • FireRob
    FireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    Rain:
    ...banhammer.
    Come on? First time I heard that I was rolling! Besides I was talking about how to groom the goats fur coat for a big 4H stock show. What did you think I ment????
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FireRob:
    I'll give some of my best goat tips and pointers.


    First, always wear your tall boots. This way you can tuck their hind legs in the boot tops and the goat can't get away.

    Second, have the goat face the edge of a cliff. They will constantly try to push them selfs back right into you. This way you don't have to do all the work and it seams like the goat is really into it

    Third, enjoy!
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    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Stubbs, when you gonna meet up with us?
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain:
    Stubbs, when you gonna meet up with us?
    Hopefully soon...
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FireRob:
    Rain:
    ...banhammer.
    Come on? First time I heard that I was rolling! Besides I was talking about how to groom the goats fur coat for a big 4H stock show. What did you think I ment????
    It was terrible but I was laughing my azz off all the same Hahahahaha. The Scottish perfected kilts for one reason alone, zippers scare sheep ;)
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh, btw anyone who needs Firetruckguy Brett's addy just let me know, I will gladly share it with any and all :)
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    It was terrible but I was laughing my azz off all the same Hahahahaha. The Scottish perfected kilts for one reason alone, zippers scare sheep ;)
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    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stubble:
    90+ Irishman:
    It was terrible but I was laughing my azz off all the same Hahahahaha. The Scottish perfected kilts for one reason alone, zippers scare sheep ;)
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    Steve this better be aimed to the right Brett, as in the one in Greeley, CO.
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Which one in this video is you Randy????
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=CVPiGawLp9U

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Steve this better be aimed to the right Brett, as in the one in Greeley, CO.
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    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?

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