Acronym Contest!

Hayblet
Hayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
I'm bored at work and for some odd reason an old acronym a Marine buddy told me popped into my head, this contest is to be done exclusively with armed forces as the names, example: Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet or Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. So contest runs until Monday night whenever I get off work. One that makes me laugh the best wins a 5'r of cigars. Please note this contest is not out of spite or anything like that. I proudly support our armed men and women who defend our fantastic country everyday! Also examples I provided can't be used (duh!)
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  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ARMY....Anymore Randy like Medics left(?) YES!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    Being a Navy guy...
    My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment!
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jetmech_63:
    Being a Navy guy...
    My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment!
    hahahahaha
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • ejgorman
    ejgorman Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭
    This has nothing to do with the armed forces, but it's bound to get a mildly amused chuckle. Guess that makes me a non-competing participant.

    Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel A Girl's Vajayjay...So Hot

    It's the mnemonic to remember the 12 cranial nerves: Cranial Nerves: I. Olfactory II. Optic III. Oculomotor IV. Trochlear V. Trigeminal VI. Abducens VII. Facial VIII. Auditory (Vestibulocochlear) IX. Glossopharyngeal X. Vagus XI. Spinal Accessory XII. Hypoglossal
    East Side 2015
    KLMOW Badge 8/2014
    Team Trident 2014
  • pelirrojo
    pelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    Always Working On Leaving... ;)
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    Jetmech_63:
    Being a Navy guy...
    My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment!
    forgot the Sir at the end but still works lol
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Muscles
    Are
    Required
    Intelligence
    Is
    Not
    Essential
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    Muscles
    Are
    Required
    Intelligence
    Is
    Not
    Essential
    bloody brilliant, got a good laugh off this (because it's true)
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Quick someone get the Lieutenant some grid squares and chemlight batteries!
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    Quick someone get the Lieutenant some grid squares and chemlight batteries!
    Don't forget the headlight fluid, keys to the HMMV and grab a PRICKE6 while you're at it.
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain:
    jsnake:
    Quick someone get the Lieutenant some grid squares and chemlight batteries!
    Don't forget the headlight fluid, keys to the HMMV and grab a PRICKE6 while you're at it.
    LMAO we used turn signal fluid for the privates and those dang HMMV keys were always getting lost. Seriously had an LT looking for chemlight batteries one day. Same LT that put us in the middle of a live fire artillery range for a field training exercise because she couldn't read a map.
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Our unit was on Bagram getting ready to fly back, and we got mortared one night. We're all staying in like 200 man tents, and my effing tent leader decides that while the sirens are going off, we need to go outside to do an accountability formation.
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sorry Vinny:

    Need Any Vaseline Yet?
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • First_Warrior
    First_Warrior Posts: 3,678 ✭✭✭✭✭
    USMC- universal state mass confusion. K-BAR-- Knife Browning Automatic Rifle I know several more that are unprintable.
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MRE = Meals Rejected by Ethiopians
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Never Again Volunteer Yourself

    When we had a newbie come into the Line Shack we would always send to the Mech Shop for a new bucket of A. I. R.
  • Retircs1
    Retircs1 Posts: 453 ✭
    B.S.U. Blow *** Up !!!!
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    S.N.A.F.U. - Situation Normal, All F*#@ed Up
    F.U.B.A.R. - F*&@ed Up Beyond All Recognition
    B.O.H.I.C.A. - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
    N.O.A.S.S.- Normal, Off, Auto, Safety, Standby (this was an acronym we used during inspection on the cockpit of the F/A-18's)
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    RTD - Return to Duty^^^One of the best. Ever. Period.
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    Good entries so far, keep em coming!
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    Don't even think about it Puffin Stuff
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    Don't even think about it Puffin Stuff
    Irish
    Cowers
    Before
    Me

    Bwahahahahaaa!!!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    Don't even think about it Puffin Stuff
    Irish
    Cackles
    By bloodying
    Mr. Puffy Doug

    Bwahahahahaaa!!!
    Fixed
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    Don't even think about it Puffin Stuff
    Irish
    Can
    Blow
    Me

    Bwahahahahaaa!!!
    Fixed

    Re-Fixed
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jetmech_63:
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    Don't even think about it Puffin Stuff
    Irish
    Can and has
    Blown
    Me the F up

    Bwahahahahaaa!!!
    Fixed

    Re-Fixed
    Ass.... fixed it to be accurate to you personally Vinny.
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    Me thinks this thread has digressed
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hayblet:
    Me thinks this thread has digressed
    Sorry bro my fault, back on topic!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Hayblet:
    Me thinks this thread has digressed
    Sorry bro my fault, back on topic!
    ^^^this. My bad.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

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