Contest!!! WINNER Variant2!!

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  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    brianetz1:
    Glock1975:
    No correct answer yet, but some great ones. So funny u know me so well
    worried that you will get fat and not fit in your sweet vnecks and sport coats?
    I so hate u
  • Darktower007
    Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    Probably what mine is.. When the kids get old enough to start dating! You bet I'll be cleaning my shotguns when they wanna bring some punk kid over!
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    brianetz1:
    the police pulling him over while vherfing from the car?
    Hey, I vherfed in the car!
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mustaches.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • Eulogy
    Eulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Telling Ro how he really feels.
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    Echambers:
    brianetz1:
    the police pulling him over while vherfing from the car?
    Hey, I vherfed in the car!
    while driving home from work and not looking at the road and jacking around with your phone the whole time?
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Rolyn cheating on him with another white dude
  • ExpendableYouth
    ExpendableYouth Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Three in the stink.
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ExpendableYouth:
    Three in the stink.
    That's not that bad. And no it's not Ro cheating with another white guy, he does that already all the time.
  • ExpendableYouth
    ExpendableYouth Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    high fructose corn syrup.
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    public urinals
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That someone will discover he tore the tag off his mattress.
  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Spiders
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
    MOW badge received.
  • SM0K3Y
    SM0K3Y Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭
    That all his stogies are actually blunts he emptied out and re-rolled with premium "tobacco"?
  • wwhwang
    wwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    Manbearpig
  • Eulogy
    Eulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    **** bleaching.
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bees.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • onestrangeone
    onestrangeone Posts: 2,441 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That Don Carlos Fuente, Don Pepin Garcia, Litto Gomez and Pete Johnson are Pseudonym's for Nish Patel
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Being stuck with 13 filthy midgets, who are dressed like clowns, in a cramped glass room on the side of a mountain overlooking a 1,000 foot drop.

    Oh, and there's a snake in there too. 

    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • Edna20
    Edna20 Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Snakes!
    Team O'Donnell FTW!
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    a midget wearing a fedora with a selfie stick?
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    onestrangeone:
    That Don Carlos Fuente, Don Pepin Garcia, Litto Gomez and Pete Johnson are Pseudonym's for Nish Patel
    Lol now that's scary
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    brianetz1:
    Echambers:
    brianetz1:
    the police pulling him over while vherfing from the car?
    Hey, I vherfed in the car!
    while driving home from work and not looking at the road and jacking around with your phone the whole time?
    Yea, pretty much.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • pelirrojo
    pelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    image
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    pelirrojo:
    image
    Damn Gordon, yeah that's a close 2nd.
  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not trying to be rude or too personal, but I know not working/providing is high on my list of fears.
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    One was very close...clue: not an animal
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Beards?
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • jimmyv723
    jimmyv723 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    Skydiving and the chute not opening.
    Ken Light 3K MOW Badge - 8/14
    2015 Gang War - East Coast
    Enola Gay - Target #29
     
  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dying.
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
    MOW badge received.

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