Contest!!! WINNER Variant2!!

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  • First_Warrior
    First_Warrior Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Son or daughter joining the military or becoming a police officer. That would scare the he-- out of me.
  • Darktower007
    Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    That his wife will leave him for the Mailman? The Mail man has a pretty big package I hear.
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Clowns.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • jimmyv723
    jimmyv723 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    Clowns.

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  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In-laws
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • ExpendableYouth
    ExpendableYouth Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rough nipple play.
  • Eulogy
    Eulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    His wife not accepting his transition.
  • Chuck_N
    Chuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    Crapping your pants in church.
  • avengethis
    avengethis Posts: 5,697 ✭✭✭✭✭
    All the D's in the world his daughter will be interested in.
    Team O'Donnell FTW!

    "I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Can't Believe this is still going, some very close answers but none exactly, and some weirdo answers as well, should have known. Clue, come on dad's with kids , biggest fear .
  • Chuck_N
    Chuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    Child obduction. Send the sticks to Glock.
  • wwhwang
    wwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    Daughter becomes a hooker/stripper. Son gets a girl preggers.
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    One of my children dying.
  • Darktower007
    Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    Child getting cancer?
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Hmmm, mine is something happening to me and not being able to be there for my kids. 
    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    variant2:
    Hmmm, mine is something happening to me and not being able to be there for my kids.
    WINNER!! WTG Nick
  • ExpendableYouth
    ExpendableYouth Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats variant2. This contest went to some weird and dark places though.
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza:
    variant2:
    Hmmm, mine is something happening to me and not being able to be there for my kids.
    WINNER!! WTG Nick
    Awesome! Good to know that I'm not the only person that thinks this way. 

    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    ExpendableYouth:
    Congrats variant2. This contest went to some weird and dark places though.
    Weird and dark make this place exciting. 
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  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Package just arrived!
    You just can't do a simple fiver... can ya? image

    Great selection of sticks. Some are new to me and I'm looking forward to lighting them up.

    He also included a sweet jar of Huckleberry Jam which, unfortunately, didn't survive the trip. USPS somehow managed to find a way to break the glass jar even though it was bubble wrapped. Thanks USPS.

    Luckily, Jim's packaging was solid and, as you can see, the cigars were unaffected. A million thanks Bro -- you're too kind! 

    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • ExpendableYouth
    ExpendableYouth Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Those are some great sticks. I really liked the new world and the el centurion.
  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Those are some amazing contest winnings, nicely done Shizz
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Broke??? WTF??? Damn sorry about that Nick... That's the best jelly out.. Hmmm round 2 coming up
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza:
    Broke??? WTF??? Damn sorry about that Nick... That's the best jelly out.. Hmmm round 2 coming up
    JIIIIIM!
    No need for a second round -- you've been more than generous. I didn't even want to mention the broken jar because I had a feeling you were going to do something like this. Unfortunately, I couldn't take a picture of it along with the cigars so either way... 

    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer

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