What was the very worst cigar you ever tried to smoke?

ShawnOL
ShawnOL Posts: 13,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Not counting the likes of swisher, etc, what was the most gawd-awful cigar you ever tried to smoke.  I mean, a yard gar that was so bad you almost wanted to gargle p*ss to get the taste out of your mouth.

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  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Spectre. Hands down.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • WaterNerd
    WaterNerd Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Fake Cuban. Got it from a friend who went down to do some scuba diving in Nicaragua. Got10 min in then let it go out. Took it apart and it looked like it had floor sweepings in it. Just horrable 
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt
    — Abraham Lincoln


  • Edna20
    Edna20 Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Smoking Monks, ick!!
    Team O'Donnell FTW!
  • cbuck
    cbuck Posts: 9,116 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Buena Vista and Acid Kuba Kuba! Only 2 I ever through away!
  • Edna20
    Edna20 Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh yeah, I forgot about the Kuba Kuba. As a newb I thought those sounded great, I was so very wrong!! 
    Team O'Donnell FTW!
  • MikeTodd
    MikeTodd Posts: 974 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Opus...
  • kswildcat
    kswildcat Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sancho Pana maduro and Macanudo baron de rothchild. 

    Sancho panza was just plain horrid and the Macanudo was like suckling a mudhole thru a straw..
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,969 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie said:
    Spectre. Hands down.
    I couldn't get past the smell enough to even light that one up.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KFC/ MOW PA maddy
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • raisindot
    raisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Gran Habano Vintage 2002. Mistakenly bought a bunch of these. Tried two and gagged twice. Had to give them the rest away. 
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Puros Indio.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ghurka Rum Infused. Ever smoke cheap perfume??
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Drew Estate Acid. I think it was the Nasty. It smelled like some old lady dumped her perfume bottle on it.
    Didn't even make it a quarter way through it.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • onestrangeone
    onestrangeone Posts: 2,441 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The absolute worst was the Kuba Kuba,  a close second was the Nicaraguan Libre.
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Padron. All of them I have tried. Only cigar I have ever thrown away without finishing. 
  • matkn293
    matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kuba

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • skydiverD
    skydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2016
    Guhrka Centurion.  It was like smoking a plastic tu rd, or maybe even not plastic.....
    How do you like my profile pic Taborski?   @matkn293          
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KFC

    My favorite cigar list here

  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rsherman24 said:
    KFC
    Something named after chicken probably wasn't a good idea anyways.  :)
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • YankeeMan
    YankeeMan Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Drew Estates Acid.  It tasted like cloves to me and I hate cloves!

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