Hate mail dog rocket dissection

LiquidChaos66
LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
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so I got some crap sent to me. Figured I would put it to good used and cut it up and see how that garbage was made!


So I took my trusty stabby implement and got to work! The wrapper was really thin and dry. 

The binder was just about the same and showed signs of treasures inside. Like an Allen wrench! Snuggled just under the binder. I needed that for the ikea furniture I just bought....

as I pulled the remaining binder away the usuall floor sweepings and lo quality filler came into view. BUT I saw something shine underneath the mess of filler.......


ITS AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN FIND IN A DOG ROCKET! :-) that distributor just might fit my on my motor... I will find out if my current one ever dies on me. 
Thanks for the new distributor, hater!
Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.

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  • kswildcat
    kswildcat Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Life gives you lemons, make lemonade
  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,889 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sometimes it gives you chickens and you get chicken poop
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • LiquidChaos66
    LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    Overall the construction was amazing! To squeez a whole distributor into that one cigar! Kudos to the roller who managed to do that! :)
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016

    Dissect another one. Maybe there are spark plugs and wires??

    Very nice stabby instrument!!!

    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • LiquidChaos66
    LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    Guitarded said:

    Dissect another one. Maybe there are spark plugs and wires??

    Very nice stabby instrument!!!

    Lol thanks! :-) it's been my closest stabby friend for over a decade. :-)
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • LiquidChaos66
    LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    I dissected another one.... Just floor sweepings... :-( 
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
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  • LiquidChaos66
    LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    I'm not sure. Sign me up if you find a legit free hygrometer and cigar deal.... ;-)
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
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  • GrouchoM
    GrouchoM Posts: 302 ✭✭✭
    I'm so lost on this thread...but when has that been a problem. 
    The secret word is cigars! 
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭✭
    Dirty bomb!
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    james40 said:
    Good advice above. Daniel is an expert with little tips. :-)

    Yes, and you like the big tips
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • raisindot
    raisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Try another. You might find another one of those 1543 Liga Pravada pieces of eight in there.  :)
  • LiquidChaos66
    LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    raisindot said:
    Try another. You might find another one of those 1543 Liga Pravada pieces of eight in there.  :)

    Nah.... Im hunting for Medieval coins now... something early roman/celtic....
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Somewhere there's a bald donkey...

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