Pop-tarts without frosting?

0patience
0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Why?
Does someone really think that without the frosting it's healthier?
It's sacrilege I tell ya!

 :* 
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Wylaff said:
Atmospheric pressure and crap.

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  • matkn293
    matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What is wrong with people???

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

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  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • raisindot
    raisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    They are an Abomination Unto Nuggin. 
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,100 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I find that the non-frosted Pop Tarts pair better with sweeter cigars, like a maduro.  If I'm in the mood for a sweet stick the frosted Pop Tarts are just too much.
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  • Edna20
    Edna20 Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ugh, the very thought ruined my day ;) 
    Team O'Donnell FTW!
  • CigarPunk
    CigarPunk Posts: 826 ✭✭✭✭
    Un-American if you ask me.  Also if they don't have frosting should they not be cheaper. I vote frosted for Merica
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What about redeeming values?  Like, could they be used to patch flat tires?  How about filling potholes?

    Sometimes ya just have to think outside the box, ya know???   :p  

  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    CigarPunk said:
    Un-American if you ask me.  Also if they don't have frosting should they not be cheaper. I vote frosted for Merica
    I've never seen unfrosted besides Grocery Outlet, so I always assumed they were cheaper ;)
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  • miller65rod
    miller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • CigarPunk
    CigarPunk Posts: 826 ✭✭✭✭
    Only pop tart I like naked is my wife.. 
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,378 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I always thought the day was starting out wrong when the pop-tarts assorted pack had only the frosted brown sugar pastries left.  Who eats those, anyway?  It's the dog rocket of the pop-tart world.  I think an unfrosted strawberry pop tart is better than this breakfast abomination.  :rage:
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  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This thread made me laugh way too much today.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • BigDaddy
    BigDaddy Posts: 124 ✭✭✭
    GIVE ME MY FROSTING!!!

    Danny B
  • Martel
    Martel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    #allpoptartsmatter
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Martel said:
    #allpoptartsmatter

    too soon.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • Martel
    Martel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    Martel said:
    #allpoptartsmatter

    too soon.
    I wondered.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,187 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've always found that the unfrosted tarts, fresh out of the toaster, absorb a half stick of butter much better.  Yum.....
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • CigarPunk
    CigarPunk Posts: 826 ✭✭✭✭
    Don't judge me..image
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,378 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    The frosting melts when I try to grill them so wtf man!
    Money can't buy taste
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭
    They are good when slathered with canned frosting and slightly warmed in the microwave. Of course you can choose flavor. That's up to you. May I suggest a slight coating of local sourced honey to help keep your allergies in check.  
  • No_one21
    No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Wait a minute... where'd they put all the frosting? Are there ONLY frosting poptarts available?
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • Devildog1
    Devildog1 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    I am sure @miller65rod approves of this post
  • miller65rod
    miller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just "liked" it.
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