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Joke - Be Strong

Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Comments

  • firetruckguyfiretruckguy Greeley, ColoradoPosts: 2,529 ✭✭✭
    LMAO
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403
    Nice one Smoke. How ya been man?
  • illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    hahahahahahaaha wooooow that was a good one smoke
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    Nice to see you're still popping up from time to time with a good joke, smoke.
  • jsnakejsnake Kansas CityPosts: 5,800 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LMAO that was great!
  • kingjk729kingjk729 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭
    That was a good joke ....................... we need to get the joke thread going again
  • clearlysuspectclearlysuspect Jacksonville, FloridaPosts: 2,124 ✭✭✭✭
    The fellas at work like it. Good joke.
  • Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭
    j0z3r:
    Nice one Smoke. How ya been man?
    Still kicking, just not as high :P

    Time to restock for the summer, than thought to poke around the forums and see who was still here ;)
  • Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭
    urbino:
    Nice to see you're still popping up from time to time with a good joke, smoke.
    Hey, anything I can do to make you spit Dr. Pepper through your nose, bud :D
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    If there's a better way to clear the sinuses, I haven't found it.
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