Joke- Oil Shortage Mystery Solved

lilwing88lilwing88 ChitownPosts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
How are we so low on oil here in the USA? Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. They didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.

We keep all the oil in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, but all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
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  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,561
    lilwing88:
    How are we so low on oil here in the USA? Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. They didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.

    We keep all the oil in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, but all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
    LMAO!!

    Ain't that tha truth!
  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317
    Nice...
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947
    That right theres funny I don't care who you are ...
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