Joke- Oil Shortage Mystery Solved
lilwing88
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How are we so low on oil here in the USA? Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. They didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.
We keep all the oil in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, but all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
We keep all the oil in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, but all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
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LMAO!!lilwing88:How are we so low on oil here in the USA? Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. They didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.
We keep all the oil in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, but all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
Ain't that tha truth!0 -
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That right theres funny I don't care who you are ...0
