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Joke - The Anniversary Present

Ed was in big trouble. He'd forgotten his wedding anniversary again, and his wife was really furious. She told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds or under - AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a small gift wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house. When she opened it, she found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.


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