1,000 Post Contest (The BetaSynn Edition)

Since everyone else is doing it, and I'm a fan of peer pressure, I'm having a 1,000 post contest. As you can tell, that is very close at hand; granted, I don't throw down crazy posts like I used to, but I've been picking up lately.


The Contest Alright. This is a haiku-off. There are two prizes; first, the person who posts a haiku closest (and before) I post my 1,000 post will receive a prize. Second, the best haiku will receive a prize.


The Prizes Both prizes are packages of nine cigars, random assortment, tailored to your preferences.


Sound good? Good. Go!

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  • cholmes8310cholmes8310 Posts: 1,585
    betasynn:
    Since everyone else is doing it, and I'm a fan of peer pressure, I'm having a 1,000 post contest. As you can tell, that is very close at hand; granted, I don't throw down crazy posts like I used to, but I've been picking up lately.


    The Contest Alright. This is a haiku-off. There are two prizes; first, the person who posts a haiku closest (and before) I post my 1,000 post will receive a prize. Second, the best haiku will receive a prize.


    The Prizes Both prizes are packages of nine cigars, random assortment, tailored to your preferences.


    Sound good? Good. Go!

    Light up a cigar
    Experience the pleasure
    Lovers of the leaf
  • denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    Anejo is best
    I got my lighter today
    Anejo I'll test
  • Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭
    Green spring has arrived
    Smoke rising, my cares leaving
    I smile in the sun

  • brotheradambrotheradam Posts: 896
    One-Thousand posts is many
    Betasynn contest looks like fun
    nine new cigars, good
  • jsnakejsnake Kansas CityPosts: 5,566 ✭✭✭✭
    My nuts are salty
    Go ahead and have some
    You ate my nuts
  • JZJZ Posts: 827
    Other presidents
    Are known by their names, but Bill
    By his Monica




    Insert cigar joke here!!
  • Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    jsnake:
    My nuts are salty
    Go ahead and have some
    You ate my nuts
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Oh Jake that's too funny.
  • Dark_RoastDark_Roast St. John IndianaPosts: 970 ✭✭✭
    The plant grows for us The harvest is for the take Roll mine up to smoke
  • Dark_RoastDark_Roast St. John IndianaPosts: 970 ✭✭✭
    JZ:
    Other presidents
    Are known by their names, but Bill
    By his Monica




    Insert cigar joke here!!
    JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads.
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,561
    Winter concluded
    Spring gently returns anew
    Smoke rises pleasantly
  • mrpillowmrpillow Posts: 464
    Dark Roast:
    JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads.
    Roast - To separate lines you need to use an HTML line break. Type [BR] where you want to skip to a new line, but replace the [] with <>
  • Dark_RoastDark_Roast St. John IndianaPosts: 970 ✭✭✭
    mrpillow:
    Dark Roast:
    JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads.
    Roast - To separate lines you need to use an HTML line break. Type [BR] where you want to skip to a new line, but replace the [] with <>
    Appreciate the assistance. I'm new to this type of communication. Only have to concern myself with email at work. Don't Tweet either.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    Cabbi'**** 1000 posts
    Now Beta has too
    Think I'll enjoy a cigar
  • HaysHays Sacramento, CAPosts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    My nuts are salty
    Go ahead and have some
    You ate my nuts
    LMFAO....this is so funny jake - did you seriously make this up???
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • jsnakejsnake Kansas CityPosts: 5,566 ✭✭✭✭
    Hays:
    jsnake:
    My nuts are salty
    Go ahead and have some
    You ate my nuts
    LMFAO....this is so funny jake - did you seriously make this up???
    All by myself.
  • brotheradambrotheradam Posts: 896
    Major props jsnake that is freakin' hilarious.
  • ljlljl Posts: 819
    Just won the Hays addition, so don't really feel right competing. If I did post, I would translate to Japanese first, just sayin'.
  • badge54fdbadge54fd Posts: 242
    I smoke cigars

    I am not addicted

    CIGARS CIGARS CIGARS

  • KriegKrieg Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭
    These are hilarious!
  • FourtotheflushFourtotheflush Posts: 2,555
    I do like cigars
    Cigar Dot Com is the Best
    Formums are my buds


  • bigharpoonbigharpoon Posts: 2,963 ✭✭✭
    aroma fires
    flavor upon the palate
    and soul relaxes
  • bbc020bbc020 Posts: 1,422
    Let's go to Cuba
    We'll say screw the embargo
    smoke puros all day
  • illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507

    Cigar on my porch

    No better way to relax

    While still wearing clothes

  • betasynnbetasynn Posts: 1,249
    This is my 1,000 post, and contest ender! Results tonight!
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    betasynn:
    This is my 1,000 post, and contest ender! Results tonight!
    KEWL Beta. Did I ever tell you, that you are one of my favorite people here? LMAO

    This was a fun contest Beta, and while I am not used to doing this sort of thing, the results were hillarious.
  • Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭
    betasynn:
    This is my 1,000 post, and contest ender! Results tonight!
    Congrats, bud. :)
  • cholmes8310cholmes8310 Posts: 1,585
    Come on... the suspense is killing me. haha
  • betasynnbetasynn Posts: 1,249
    illinoisgolf99:

    Cigar on my porch

    No better way to relax

    While still wearing clothes

    Illinois was the closest to my post, and thus winner #1. By popular vote, the winner of the second is jsnake! Congrats to both, PM me your info.
  • jsnakejsnake Kansas CityPosts: 5,566 ✭✭✭✭
    Sweet contest! I didn't think I was going to be able to do it. After I read everyone else's and got the hang of how it works I decided to try something funny. I crack myself up. My wife thinks something is wrong with me. Anywhoot congrats on the long here. Hope you have 10,000 more posts and remain an awesome BOTL here.
  • bigharpoonbigharpoon Posts: 2,963 ✭✭✭
    Congrats out to the winners! This was a really fun competition, thanks for hosting beta.
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