Joke - Headache Relief

Rob1110Rob1110 Posts: 1,455 ✭✭
Got a couple good ones over the weekend and thought I'd pass them on to cheer up anyone with a case of "the mondays."

A husband emerged from the bathroom, naked, and was about to slip into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'

'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my **** with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository; it's up to you.'

Comments

  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,152
    This isn't so much a joke as it is instructions for married men ...
  • zoom6zoomzoom6zoom Posts: 1,214
    Burt's business wasn't doing well, and he decided he'd have to let one of his two employees go. Both of them had worked for him a long time and he couldn't decide which one to fire.

    He decided to call them in one at a time and explain the situation to them. Betty got called in first.

    "Betty, I hate to have to do this, but I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off"

    Betty answers - "You'll have to jack off. I have a headache."
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    I guess we know which one got to keep his job.
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,616 ✭✭✭✭
    Rob1110:
    a case of "the mondays."
    as soon as i read that i thought of Office Space

    someone oughta kick your ass for sayin that.

    ha! I love that movie.


    oh yeah... thats a good joke.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,152
    I'll put some strict 9 in his guacamole.
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    madurofan:
    strict 9
    Well, now there's a new way to spell it
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,152
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    strict 9
    Well, now there's a new way to spell it
    LMAO you didn't like my short hand for strychnine?
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    actually, it's pretty creative... it'll fit neatly on my new vanity plate :)
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,152
    Nice! THe guy that owns the thai place close by my house has '3MTA3' as his vanity plate
  • Rob1110Rob1110 Posts: 1,455 ✭✭
    madurofan:
    I'll put some strict 9 in his guacamole.
    Good thing I don't eat guacamole. Glad people enjoyed the joke. Think I might post another one today to make up for my "case of the mondays comment."
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    madurofan:
    Nice! THe guy that owns the thai place close by my house has '3MTA3' as his vanity plate
    Is he dyslexic (sp)?
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,152
    No just thai ... ;)
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