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lilwing88lilwing88 ChitownPosts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.

But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,

"Hard to fool them flies, though."
Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..


  • ejenne87ejenne87 Posts: 1,925
    this is priceless! Thanks for sharing that one. I'm going to take that one back to the office after lunch!
  • HaybletHayblet Posts: 2,430 ✭✭✭
    A Letter To Jessie James

    You Stupid Bast*rd! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

    How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
    She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.

    Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."
    You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away.
    You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated @sshole cheater on the planet!
    How can you live with yourself!
    I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of **** that you are:

    Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let’s do lunch.

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