Family is crazy.
Alright. My family is insane. I am very glad I'm in college, because their exploits seem funny from farther away. My younger sister now has a son of two years old (she's 19.) She called me from jail last night because she kicked some exboyfriend really hard in the balls or something. My grandfather, the same night, threw out a really expensive grill because it was 'rusty.' Our grill, not his, since he lives in our summer house. My brother is in a rough patch because he was nearly expelled. He's a great kid, and an amazing cook with a ride to the culinary institute of america, but he's had some problems with the people he hangs out with in the past. My grandfather (91) got into a drinking contest with my great uncle (85) and started a barfight, which they won, but still got into trouble for last week. I feel really bad for my parents. Also, my uncle flies for the corporation formally known as Blackwater, my aunt is a professional dog trainer, and my other aunts and uncles are professional failures. I don't really know why I'm posting this, but does anyone have a stranger family?