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bandyt09bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
Here's a little story about my lady friend Oli from Richmond VA. She and I are old friends that grew up in the city together but have always had exotic aspirations. We love to travel together and have visited places from the tame Connecticut to the exotic Cameroon. Well the other night while having a couple of mixed drinks, she is a master with the blender, and watching a great western "Gunfight at the OK Corral" we were trying to decide on what kind of adventure we wanted to do next. So after a couple of Oh's and a few Gee's and a lot of I Don't Knows, we decided to do some Elk hunting; like I said, we are both city folk so this will be an adventure to us.

Maybe some of you, that have read this far, are wondering why I put out this story here. Maybe it's not a story, maybe it is. Maybe it is an encrypted message to a BOTL that will be getting a BOMB soon. Maybe the story is made up of parts that include the BOTL or where the BOMB is going; maybe even what the BOMB contains. Maybe the whole story is about the BOMB........... Maybe not and it's just a story....................Can you figure it out?

The clock may be ticking........TICK........TOCK..........TICK..........TOCK...........

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  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    bandyt09:
    The clock may be ticking........TICK........TOCK..........TICK..........TOCK...........
    ... or not...
  • wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    bandyt09:
    Here's a little story about my lady friend Oli from Richmond VA. She and I are old friends that grew up in the city together but have always had exotic aspirations. We love to travel together and have visited places from the tame Connecticut to the exotic Cameroon. Well the other night while having a couple of mixed drinks, she is a master with the blender, and watching a great western "Gunfight at the OK Corral" we were trying to decide on what kind of adventure we wanted to do next. So after a couple of Oh's and a few Gee's and a lot of I Don't Knows, we decided to do some Elk hunting; like I said, we are both city folk so this will be an adventure to us.

    Maybe some of you, that have read this far, are wondering why I put out this story here. Maybe it's not a story, maybe it is. Maybe it is an encrypted message to a BOTL that will be getting a BOMB soon. Maybe the story is made up of parts that include the BOTL or where the BOMB is going; maybe even what the BOMB contains. Maybe the whole story is about the BOMB........... Maybe not and it's just a story....................Can you figure it out?

    The clock may be ticking........TICK........TOCK..........TICK..........TOCK...........
    I think I know who it is.
  • cholmes8310cholmes8310 Posts: 1,585
    bandyt09:
    Here's a little story about my lady friend Oli from Richmond VA. She and I are old friends that grew up in the city together but have always had exotic aspirations. We love to travel together and have visited places from the tame Connecticut to the exotic Cameroon. Well the other night while having a couple of mixed drinks, she is a master with the blender, and watching a great western "Gunfight at the OK Corral" we were trying to decide on what kind of adventure we wanted to do next. So after a couple of Oh's and a few Gee's and a lot of I Don't Knows, we decided to do some Elk hunting; like I said, we are both city folk so this will be an adventure to us.

    Maybe some of you, that have read this far, are wondering why I put out this story here. Maybe it's not a story, maybe it is. Maybe it is an encrypted message to a BOTL that will be getting a BOMB soon. Maybe the story is made up of parts that include the BOTL or where the BOMB is going; maybe even what the BOMB contains. Maybe the whole story is about the BOMB........... Maybe not and it's just a story....................Can you figure it out?

    The clock may be ticking........TICK........TOCK..........TICK..........TOCK...........
    ...nevermind....
  • wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    I definitely know who it is. EDITED so I don't give it away
  • cholmes8310cholmes8310 Posts: 1,585
    nevermind
  • xmacroxmacro Posts: 3,402
    I think I'm the only one who read this story and took it at face value :(
  • HaybletHayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    xmacro:
    I think I'm the only one who read this story and took it at face value :(
    me too till I read all the responses lol
  • cholmes8310cholmes8310 Posts: 1,585
    Hayblet:
    xmacro:
    I think I'm the only one who read this story and took it at face value :(
    me too till I read all the responses lol
    Yeah, i figured it out right away, but wish I hadn't posted it. I mean, he asked if anyone could figure it out! Then i decided it would be better for other people to figure it out themselves. Unfortunately, I'd been quoted... damn...
  • cholmes8310cholmes8310 Posts: 1,585
    wwhwang:
    I definitely know who it is. EDITED so I don't give it away
    awesome. thanks.
  • doromathdoromath Posts: 576
    Awesome Bandy!

    I can definitely guess some of the cigars that might could (allegedly) be in that bomb. That is, if there is a bomb. Maybe.

    Allegedly.
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    doromath:
    Awesome Bandy!

    I can definitely guess some of the cigars that might could (allegedly) be in that bomb. That is, if there is a bomb. Maybe.

    Allegedly.
    Cigars? It is clear from his story that he will be sending Elk jerky and a Gun in this package.
  • Hawk55Hawk55 Posts: 846
    Oliva Seri V Master Blends III Connecticut and Cameroon Wrappers SeriO and Seri G All things Oliva
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    Not just a bomb, but a bomb with a lot of thought put into it. Nice work.
  • lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    Hawk55:
    Oliva Seri V Master Blends III Connecticut and Cameroon Wrappers SeriO and Seri G All things Oliva
    Close...... I'm gonna go with Oliva O Connie, Oliva G Camaroon, and a Master Blends III. I didn't catch a V reference in there...... I could be wrong, though.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • JSaintJSaint Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭
    This seems awesome. Wish I could decipher better lol.
    "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her." -Ricky
  • jship079jship079 Posts: 621
    I say more than one BOTL will be part of this story
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    Looks like it landed today. Check out the Good Traders Thread.
  • wwesternwwestern Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭
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    after reading this story again I felt like such a jackass for not pick up on this rofl. Thanks Todd your a badass BOTL!
  • The CankThe Cank Posts: 799
    Well I'm really going Elk hunting !!! Sounds fun !
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