oh this is just fuked up! lol...***...this is going to take time to get through...but i dont think that condom is going to last my friend...my post office lady will throw that box out of the truck 30 feet to my door lol
This, gentlemen, is Joey's box... Now, the box is completely sealed with duct tape and glue all over. The only way to get in it.. Well... It will probably involve a knife, tough scissors, or something else - a Saw! The problem is - the cigars are taped to one side so if that side gets punctured - the cigars will most likely get punctured as well! The other side, on the other hand, has (yes it really is) an orange-flavored condom filled with water! If that condom gets punctured... well - you can imagine that part. To complicate matters - the smaller sides of the box are a bit harder to cut into and the whole box itself is filled with padding material to kind of distract from things and serve as a buffer if the condom gets detached. Now... On certain tests - the condom broke from hurling the box around too much. It is labeled fragile for shipping purposes but we all know USPS doesn't care about that. In the case it arrives there safely - Joey should take extreme care when trying to get the contents inside the box. There you have it! Enjoy ! I hope Joey can gracefully update us with photos of his "sawing" endeavor. This was the price to pay for messing with my rules !!!
The other side, on the other hand, has (yes it really is) an orange-flavored condom filled with water! If that condom gets punctured... well - you can imagine that part.
There's some clues here about who jigsaw really is guys.... A) He's deep down a caring person who wants life to be enjoyable for all. He hates when women complain of the taste of latex.
Hmm...I have an idea. To find out which side the cigars are at. Put the box longways, on the table, half of it on the table, the other half off. See if it tilts. If so, cigars are on that side. If it doesnt tilt, then the cigars is on the tables side.
That could help a little bit.
yeah i can hold it kinda like a corn on the cob and the heavy end will end on the bottom hence being the water....simple as that to figure it out but i dont care....i can get around it...watch out guys, ill do it in 3 cuts and take pics to prove it lol
you can see from the pictures that the condom is on the bottom... feel around the edges until you can feel the lip of the lid folded down, that is the bottom.
you can see from the pictures that the condom is on the bottom... feel around the edges until you can feel the lip of the lid folded down, that is the bottom.
.. Jigsaw may still have time to change the positions of these items.. Beware, these photos may be a ploy designed to frustrate his opponent !
That reminded me of the Saturday Night Live skit when the guys were betting on how many lines it would take to pick up a chick and they ended up picking up Glenn Fry in 5 lines.
That reminded me of the Saturday Night Live skit when the guys were betting on how many lines it would take to pick up a chick and they ended up picking up Glenn Fry in 5 lines.
That reminded me of a different SNL skit!!! perfect gift for every woman LOL
Hmm...I have an idea. To find out which side the cigars are at. Put the box longways, on the table, half of it on the table, the other half off. See if it tilts. If so, cigars are on that side. If it doesnt tilt, then the cigars is on the tables side.
That could help a little bit.
Ok here is what you do.... put lighter fluid on the edge of the box Light it melt that Crappy Tape....
You wont lose the Cigars......... actually I would just cut all the edges with a Box Cutter.......
Better yet.... take it to the Police Station tell them the Box is ticking .. have them xray it there you have it!
Hmm...I have an idea. To find out which side the cigars are at. Put the box longways, on the table, half of it on the table, the other half off. See if it tilts. If so, cigars are on that side. If it doesnt tilt, then the cigars is on the tables side.
That could help a little bit.
Ok here is what you do.... put lighter fluid on the edge of the box Light it melt that Crappy Tape....
You wont lose the Cigars......... actually I would just cut all the edges with a Box Cutter.......
Better yet.... take it to the Police Station tell them the Box is ticking .. have them xray it there you have it!
rofl. "Yes officer, ticking! He even sent me a message about telling me it was "a bomb."
Hmm...I have an idea. To find out which side the cigars are at. Put the box longways, on the table, half of it on the table, the other half off. See if it tilts. If so, cigars are on that side. If it doesnt tilt, then the cigars is on the tables side.
That could help a little bit.
Ok here is what you do.... put lighter fluid on the edge of the box Light it melt that Crappy Tape....
You wont lose the Cigars......... actually I would just cut all the edges with a Box Cutter.......
Better yet.... take it to the Police Station tell them the Box is ticking .. have them xray it there you have it!
rofl. "Yes officer, ticking! He even sent me a message about telling me it was "a bomb."
LOL usually they blow those boxs up in a metal container......not going to risk the thing going off in the hospital.....bye bye cigars and orange flavored condom. I'm not going to even try to tell you how to fig this one out. Guess we gotta play by his rules, for now.
got hit today from jigsaw..successfully opened the box after getting all the dam tape off...probably used a whole roll of duct tape my friend...awesome selection of sticks inside as well..too many to list...but couldnt be happier
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"Long ashes my friends."
Now thats Freaking Hillarious! What a NUT!
There's some clues here about who jigsaw really is guys....
A) He's deep down a caring person who wants life to be enjoyable for all.
That could help a little bit.
That reminded me of a different SNL skit!!! perfect gift for every woman LOL
Ok here is what you do.... put lighter fluid on the edge of the box Light it melt that Crappy Tape.... You wont lose the Cigars......... actually I would just cut all the edges with a Box Cutter.......
Better yet.... take it to the Police Station tell them the Box is ticking .. have them xray it there you have it!