Questions for Alex!
Fourtotheflush
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Hey, its great to see you on posting this AM.
Bunch of guys here had some questions for you. Specifically about your vacation/retreat up north hunting and fishing with a bunch of cigar biz guys.
What were you fishing/hunting for?
What cigars were you guys smoking?
Any interesting stories?
Bunch of guys here had some questions for you. Specifically about your vacation/retreat up north hunting and fishing with a bunch of cigar biz guys.
What were you fishing/hunting for?
What cigars were you guys smoking?
Any interesting stories?
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"Long ashes my friends."
The place: Montana. The target: Mule Deer. The outfitter: Don't matter, cuz they no longer exist.......
So, it all starts way bad when they arrive in a small airport in the middle of no where and are left waiting over three hours for someone form the outfitter co. to pick them up. It's the outfitter's wife and she doesn't look happy. The ride to the lodging is about an hour and a half. Dead silence the whole way. Any questions were responded with:"You'll have to ask Dale (name changed to protect the guilty) when we get there" Well, when they get there, it's like a scene out of Law & Order. Cops everywhere. The wifey says, "Don't ask." She takes them to their rooms and says, "Don't worry. It's nuthin. Someone will be up shortly to fill you in on the details.......Oh, and stay in your rooms for now."
A knock at the door about an hour later....... It's a cop! He asks, "Who are you guys?"
My FIL explains that they're there cuz they booked a hunting trip for the week with the owner/outfitter. The cop laughs and fills them in on whats going on. Well, what turns out out be "nuthin" is just your average every day Meth Lab bust!
Almost everyone got arrested! The outfitter, his brother and about 3 or 4 other of his associates! My FIL and his cousin were left alone for the whole night in an empty lodge! They finally tracked down the wife in the bar and started to grill her about a refund and a ride back to the airport. She explains that there's no refund, cuz there's no money! She assures them that the rest of the trip will be free (not including the 50% deposit they already paid) and that her brother will be there the next day to take them out hunting. My FIL and his cousin went behind the bar, grabbed two cases of beer and a bottle of Crown Royal, and said "Put these on our tab....."
The brother did show up........3 days later. And they got out hunting twice and each got a nice mule deer.
"Long ashes my friends."
Couldn't be that bad, They both got a Mule Deer on the trip!