Bachelor party ideas
minibeezy
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I have a buddy getting married next month. He's got too much going on to give him a real bachelor party, but I think we'll be able to get enough guys together to have a good night for him.
I want to bring some sticks for everyone, and initially had the idea to get custom bands made; something to the effect of "*bachelor's* manhood" (it would have his name, but I don't know who's reading this and I don't want to spoil the surprise) with the idea that we were all saying goodbye to his independence and such, but it then occured to me that he could reply with 'you have my manhood in your mouth'. So I canned that idea.
Playing off that same concept, I'm now leaning towards getting a box of the Nub 354 Connie (I think this is the smallest stick Nub makes), while giving him the Maxx 'Ego' to compensate for his loss of manhood.
As I've been thinking about this, I thought I'd throw it out to you BORKs and see if you have any cigar-related ideas for a soon to be groom. Again, it's nothing big. I'm just looking for any way to give him a hard time while enjoying a cigar.
I want to bring some sticks for everyone, and initially had the idea to get custom bands made; something to the effect of "*bachelor's* manhood" (it would have his name, but I don't know who's reading this and I don't want to spoil the surprise) with the idea that we were all saying goodbye to his independence and such, but it then occured to me that he could reply with 'you have my manhood in your mouth'. So I canned that idea.
Playing off that same concept, I'm now leaning towards getting a box of the Nub 354 Connie (I think this is the smallest stick Nub makes), while giving him the Maxx 'Ego' to compensate for his loss of manhood.
As I've been thinking about this, I thought I'd throw it out to you BORKs and see if you have any cigar-related ideas for a soon to be groom. Again, it's nothing big. I'm just looking for any way to give him a hard time while enjoying a cigar.
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Get like a box with a clear lid or a glass/plastic box and put all the things that a bachelor would have (Poker Chips, Cards, Bottle of Booze, Cigars, Nudie Mag etc.) and you can make it personal like
IN CASE OF HER PERIOD or IN CASE OF IN-LAWS
Something like that...
Or use the same idea and seal a clear plastic box with the stuff and then just give it to him like a Museum exhibit... because he's never seeing them again!
I'd go for some ccom house blends or something along those lines as far as being cheap and nice sticks. plus you could use the money you save to get some other things. just an idea.
On-topic: You could always get him a Cigar of the Month gift cert for a few months (you can choose how many months)
LOL. The backstory is this guy used to tell his married friends to 'find your wife's purse and get your balls/manhood back so you can come out and...". The manhood reference was to get back at him for that, and the reason for the nubs. :P
I still like the idea of the custom bands and may use these, or some variation of it on one of the house blends (thanks Pheebs).
As for the stripper, this guy is so beyond whipped that he'd probably leave. I'm not joking...