Joke - Supermarket Faux Pas

Smoke=Fire
Smoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭✭
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's Teacher.'

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  • j0z3r
    j0z3r Posts: 9,397 ✭✭✭
    HAHAHA. That's great.
  • Lasabar
    Lasabar Posts: 4,464 ✭✭✭
    Smoke=Fire:
    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's Teacher.'
    "If I had a dollar..."
  • kaspera79
    kaspera79 Posts: 7,250 ✭✭✭
    Geeze, that's going to make the next parent teacher meeting a little awkward..
  • Smoke=Fire
    Smoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭✭
    kaspera79:
    Geeze, that's going to make the next parent teacher meeting a little awkward..
    If I was her I'd serve celery sticks :P
  • madurofan
    madurofan Posts: 6,218 ✭✭✭
    Smoke=Fire:
    kaspera79:
    Geeze, that's going to make the next parent teacher meeting a little awkward..
    If I was her I'd serve celery sticks :P
    LMAO ... and you really would too!

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